By holycommander - 26/03/2013 20:20 - United States

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Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend. I was woken up by my mother breaking into my house to tell me I need to get ready for work. Then she got mad that I had a girl over. I'm 20. FML
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misspulkadot24 17

Perhaps it's time for mommy to let go of baby. Because baby is 20 and baby can make his own decisions. Simplify it for her. Or else you will have to start wearing diapers and needing bottles.

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rightspark 7

"My little baby is all grown up his banging girls... NOT IN MY HOUSE YOUR NOT says mom." Clear sign get your own place man

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Mynameislinh 24

He clearly said "breaking into MY house..." Which means that she broke into OP's house, not the one his mom and him share.

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RavenCheyenneC 12

I would be pissed! If you're a grown enough man to have your own place, you're have the right to have your girlfriend stay over!

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RavenCheyenneC 12

Sorry I any type lol ignore the second "you're"

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angelitared 27

Ur moms jealous... She ain't gettin none!

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Bad_Bre 10

get an alarm clock lmao

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outoftown 26

If OP works for his mom, he needs a new job. And maybe a better work ethic.

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TheChelseaSays 34

My mom would do the same thing if I had a guy over and I'm 21. I totally understand your pain!

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MissB_1990 4

Talk to her about it. If she ever tries this again, perhaps you should call the cops on her for breaking in, and then see what she has to say about it...bet she won't try that again!

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ansleyyelizabeth 12

Okay, so quick question... What does OP mean? Everyone is saying it & I have no idea what it means. I'm a lost loser lol

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JustStella 28

Original Poster: the person who wrote up the FML.

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