By holycommander - 26/03/2013 20:20 - United States

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Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend. I was woken up by my mother breaking into my house to tell me I need to get ready for work. Then she got mad that I had a girl over. I'm 20. FML
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misspulkadot24 17

Perhaps it's time for mommy to let go of baby. Because baby is 20 and baby can make his own decisions. Simplify it for her. Or else you will have to start wearing diapers and needing bottles.

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error404n0tf0und 21

forget about 1st 50th is the new challenge!

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Zomg_Okay 26

The real challenge is not being an idiot and only commenting if you have something to say.

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junkman6 22

I'm 25 and haven't lived at home since I was 16. I still get random visits from ma/grandma I gave up trying to win that argument. 1) move very far away or 2) bargain with her, if she's gonna drop by unannounced she has to bring goodies. It helps alot.

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mkcherry 14

Install a deadbolt and tell your mother to stop acting crazy and overly attached. I feel bad for your future wife, whoever she might be, because your mom sounds like one of those crazy mother in laws who tries to inject herself in other peoples lives. Maybe you should buy the woman a cat.

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Joey_Fingers 4

I'm sure by "my house" he means, the detached garage on his mother's property....

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Sonfang 19

Not necessarily, my cousin moved out when he was 18, and lived with his girlfriend and her mother. He had his own apartment with in 6 months.

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tararochelle 18

Sounds like you're momma's little baby!! Maybe you need an alarm system, since she probably doesn't have a key and still gets in!!

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ReesePnutCup 3

**** you have a house at the age of 20?! Let me know when you need a new girlfriend lol jk

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