By holycommander - 26/03/2013 20:20 - United States

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Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend. I was woken up by my mother breaking into my house to tell me I need to get ready for work. Then she got mad that I had a girl over. I'm 20. FML
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misspulkadot24 17

Perhaps it's time for mommy to let go of baby. Because baby is 20 and baby can make his own decisions. Simplify it for her. Or else you will have to start wearing diapers and needing bottles.

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olpally 32

Over protective mother. Jeebuz. I thought my mom was bad. I'd be furious if she did that to me. She needs to let go and stay out of your life. Shit.

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crackpotL 33

Time to establish some boundaries. Unless by house you meant parents basement in which case YDI.

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groza528 17

"As long as I live under MY OWN roof, I follow MY OWN RULES!"

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RtardSupport 2

You need some sort of anti-mother system.. perhaps a better lock while your at it too.

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Jemm_fml 29

Your avatar makes that comment 10 times more awesome.

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Cintia07 7

Only Stewie can come up with such a system, Lockheed has nothing on him!

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Tavers 19

I totally heard Stewie's voice in my mind when I read your comment.

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error404n0tf0und 21

I do hope that is sarcasm

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buckeyed 20

change the locks! or barricade the windows...assuming youre responsible and can maintain a job, i dont see why she feels valid in doing this.

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FightMyLiger 19

There's clearly an angry mother on the loose thumbs-downing all these rational comments hahaha.

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kittycat2007 18

you do realize its op's house and not his parent's?

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caitlinrawrr 9

You do realize he's not living with his mom anymore, right?

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