Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend. I was woken up by my...

By holycommander - 26/03/2013 20:20 - United States

Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend. I was woken up by my mother breaking into my house to tell me I need to get ready for work. Then she got mad that I had a girl over. I'm 20. FML

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By ohfantastic - 25/01/2009 02:47 - United States

Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2012 07:18 - United States

Today, excited that I finally got a place of my own, I invited my boyfriend over for a sexy sleep over. He told me his mom doesn't want him sleeping over. He's 21 years old. FML

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Privacy

By Anonymous - 25/11/2023 22:00 - Germany

Today, I’m 20 and my mom is well aware I’m having sex. Nonetheless, this morning when my boyfriend was going down on me under the covers, she marched into my room without knocking, dumped a load of wet laundry on my sofa, and walked back out. FML

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WORRIED

By Katy Avada_80203913 - 20/11/2021 11:00

Today, I was woken up at 11:30 am by my mother standing over my bed, screaming at me. I'm 30 years-old, married, and do not live with her. She broke into my house because I didn't answer my phone, because I'm sick and on prescription sleep meds. WTF? FML

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By yourstruly - 11/02/2010 19:40 - United States

Today, I woke up to the sound of someone having sex in the room next to me. I don't have a roommate. Turns out my mom thought I was out of town and used her extra key to bring a guy over for sex. FML

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Where am I?

By Anonymous - 13/10/2008 08:25

Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend, but it wasn’t actually her. What happened last night? FML

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Not now, mom!

By Anonymous - 28/09/2020 18:02 - United States - Gillette

Today, my mother showed up to pick something up from my house. I was sleeping and before I knew it she was in my bedroom, jumping on my bed, saying hi to my ex-girlfriend who she thought was with me. It wasn't my ex, and I doubt that girl will ever want to hang out again after that awkward morning. FML

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By screamo - 02/05/2009 20:44 - United Kingdom

Today, my alarm went off at 6.30. I woke up disorientated, as usual. I looked up and saw a dark, mysterious figure entering my room. Still half asleep, I screamed and dived under my covers. The dark, mysterious figure was my mom. I'm a 21 year old guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2010 21:50 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted get to know my mom, so they went off and had a chat. After an hour, I noticed my girlfriend was gone and my mom was waiting for me. Apparently I've been dumped through my mother. FML

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By levit - 08/06/2009 07:32 - United States

Today, I had to tell a girl I liked she couldn't sleep over because I live with my parents. I'm 24. FML

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perdix 29

Tuesday 26 March 2013 23:16

Wolowitz? Bazinga!

misspulkadot24 17

Tuesday 26 March 2013 23:16

Perhaps it's time for mommy to let go of baby. Because baby is 20 and baby can make his own decisions. Simplify it for her. Or else you will have to start wearing diapers and needing bottles.

Comments

error404n0tf0und 21

Tuesday 26 March 2013 23:39

in that case I guess I have 2 more wishes,what shell it be? ooh! I know! I want the key to Burger king and a water slide to work!!!

Leasha3 14

Tuesday 26 March 2013 23:43

If its your house, tell your mom to stay out! Talk about no privacy.

error404n0tf0und 21

Tuesday 26 March 2013 23:44

ok I hope that I will meet a genie who follows the rules and I hope I wake up wake up on the roof,random but hey!

DJrEddyLeb 7

Tuesday 26 March 2013 23:48

Mommy's boy much? XD

jelly713 19

Wednesday 27 March 2013 0:59

Not necessarily. I'm 20 & my own mom doesn't know when to cut the umbilical cord & let me breathe. I feel OP's pain.

error404n0tf0und 21

Tuesday 26 March 2013 23:49

this is irrelevant but Q:what is fast ,explosive and stalks your daughter?

MegaSolipsist 13

Wednesday 27 March 2013 7:33

I don't know. What?

error404n0tf0und 21

Wednesday 27 March 2013 9:06

a tor -peodo

clevercake 21

Tuesday 26 March 2013 23:52

Bitches be crazy!

Jemm_fml 29

Tuesday 26 March 2013 23:53

For some parents 20 is still very young, so I can understand her worries about living with a woman since you're barely out of your teens. But under no circumstance is breaking into your home excusable in the least. No matter what she thinks, you're not under her roof anymore so it's none of her business. FYL.