By prayforme - 11/11/2009 01:52 - United States

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Today, I woke up next to the girl I had drunk intercourse with last night. Before we got it on, I noticed a package of birth control pills on her nightstand. Because of this, I felt no need to use a condom, or pull out. When I woke up, I noticed those "pills" were actually a makeup case. FML
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What's even better is the girl he slept with didn't feel a need to use a condom or for Gil to pull out? That's a red flag right there buddy.

Are you retarded? OP the worst part is that you probably won't even know if you caught something. Symptoms can lie dormant for years. Way to go genius. Enjoy fatherhood!

Always be protected no matter what... think of it as lesson learned

Well maybe if you didn't take advantage of a drunk girl not being able to make good decisions because she's DRUNK then you wouldn't be a dad.

It says drunk intercourse. This suggests he was also drunk. She technically raped him

YDI!! Even if she was on birth control, ALWAYS PULL OUT, unless you want to have a baby! idiots...

Wow, so many YDI reasons in one post. So, how's your kid?