By Tanner - 07/04/2012 02:26 - United States - Salem

Today, I woke up super glued to the toilet. FML
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FatelBlade 8

Seems like you're in quite the sticky situation.

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zingline89 18

Guess your wife was really fed up with you constantly wetting the bed.

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znc15 0

Smosh made a video that had that in it. It's about Facebook status' so check it out

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pinktacos143 1

this is pretty much from the movie serious moonlight, except meg ryan used duct tape.. let's at least try to be more original with fmls?

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False_Stupidity 41

So, now your a shitasaurus.. </shitty joke>

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maxamus951852 3

Do you normally sleep on the toilet? or did u just end up there?

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Taymah49 7

I hope you find the remover

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