By xBubbles38 - 18/07/2011 15:17 - United States

Today, I woke up to a scream downstairs. My 13 year-old daughter was trying to bite her little brother's neck. No matter how hard I try, she will not believe that she is NOT and NEVER WILL BE a vampire. FML
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holagurl15 11

be careful when she steps outside—she might start to sparkle.

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xBangOut 4

Bring her in the sun and ask her to explain why she is not sparkling like a glorious homosexual!

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seracy13 0

slap her ass! a good smack might bring the common sense back

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hellojuicyhello 5

I know, I tell my mom that all the time...

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FMijnLeven 11

223 - So you have never been in Holland.

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manbizzle 1

You're an awesome parent OP. Way to protect your younger child. Maybe go do something about it before your child ends up with severe bodily damage at the hands of your other child. FYL? No, **** your younger child's life - their mom would rather post on FML than protect their well being.

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nixter5 18

TOO MUCH TWILIGHT

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Mach10 0

What is the ******* point of pushing literacy on kids if the only crap they'll read is doggerel bullshit like twilight? Ah well, I guess the more pressing issue is what to do now. I suggest Garlic. Little known fact: People are sensitive to garlic, too--especially if you rub it in their eyes. Or give it in concentrated enema form.

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