Miscellaneous: Today, I went to a salon. As soon as I walked in, someone ran...

By badhair - 13/09/2009 03:12 - United States

Today, I went to a salon. As soon as I walked in, someone ran to me and inspected my hair and said, "We can fix this." I was there to get my daughter's hair done. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2012 04:35 - United States

Today, I went to the hair salon. When I got home, my three-year-old daughter told me I looked like Dora the Explorer. FML

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Hatchet job

By Anonymous - 24/01/2018 01:30

Today, I got my hair trimmed to look fresh for my sister's wedding this week. The woman messed up so badly that the manager had to step in and fix it. I lost 8 inches of hair and my dad keeps telling me I look like a medieval stable boy. FML

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By Rye - 19/02/2009 03:51 - United States

Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2019 02:00

Today, I went to the hairdresser on a spur of the moment decision to get a quick wash and cut. Forty-five painful minutes and $180 later, I honestly don't know if anything was actually done to my hair. FML

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By ElectroSpecter - 23/02/2019 14:00

Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML

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By mmromig - 08/02/2011 14:46 - United States

Today, my therapist told me that I need to do something different with my hair. Then I paid her. FML

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By Badhairday - 11/06/2015 23:14 - Canada - Whitby

Today, I arrived at the salon to get my hair done for prom. The lady at the front desk insisted I didn't have an appointment. After looking back on my recent calls, it turned out I called the wrong number and whatever asshole was on the other line played along. FML

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Impressive hairstyle

By Anonymous - 20/12/2019 20:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I went to the hairdresser and changed my hairstyle drastically. It wasn't until she was nearly done that she said, "I just KNEW this style wasn't going to suit you." FML

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Anger management

By stumpy - 31/07/2019 18:00

Today, we were running late because my hair got tangled in the curtains. My mother-in-law got so angry, she hacked at it, leaving me with a bald patch, then went and sat in the car as though we were still going anywhere with her. FML

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Social cues

By Anonymous - 13/03/2022 18:00

Today, I got my hair cut. When I was leaving, my stylist was standing fairly close while we were talking. She reached out to smooth out my hair; I went in for a hug. She didn't want a hug. Everyone who was there just stared at me until I left the building. FML

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allmidnighteyes 10

Sunday 13 September 2009 9:16

YDI for having shitty hair

oldskoolman85 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 9:18

Who cares?

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allmidnighteyes 10

Sunday 13 September 2009 9:16

YDI for having shitty hair

redbluegreen 40

Sunday 13 September 2009 9:22

Agreed.

LaytonexLuke 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 12:00

Seconded. There must have been something seriously wrong with it for the hairdresser to make that assumption. -------- VLOG WIN: http://www.youtube.com/user/CynicalDyke

log1k 3

Sunday 13 September 2009 17:26

This isn't even a FML. Oh noes! your hair doesn't look nice! It's the end of the world!... wow.. how the hell did this get posted on FML..

the_stereotype 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 17:57

it doesn't mean she had shitty hair. some people in salons can be just obnoxious, and they will just spit out their opinion. it's just ridiculous

THEsuperMANLYman 10

Friday 20 April 2012 6:13

Do u have shitty hair?

teffyweffy 6

Sunday 13 September 2009 9:16

hahahahaha wow

jackkerouc9 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 9:16

The classic did you loss a fight with a lawnmover hair. FYL

KnotSlipKnoTSiC 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 9:17

YDI for calling this an FML

davidomke 0

Monday 14 September 2009 6:22

i love you

Kickens07 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 9:18

email me, faker_15live.com!!!

oldskoolman85 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 9:18

Who cares?

cr4ckb0n3f4n 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 9:23

don't worry, barbers tell me that all the time.

danxaspires 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 9:26

AHAHA! xD that's so classic. i hope you let them fix it. and #4? win.

blackcatcutie 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 9:34

wow....people shouldn't assume....that's just plain out RUDE :(

BadOwner 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 9:35

Today, I made an effort to get out of my 1 bedroom apartment and make some money for my five kids and laid off wife. Salon was empty untill a lady and her daughter came. I told her "we can fix this!" to my family. She cussed me out. I am being evicted tommorow. FML