Money: Today, I woke up to a warm bed, the morning sunlight bathing...

By -_- - 30/08/2013 20:31 - United States - Lahaina

Today, I woke up to a warm bed, the morning sunlight bathing my face, and my boyfriend sneaking my credit card out of my purse. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 060

You deserved it 4 080

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By Michelle - 04/08/2009 17:31 - United States

Today, I turned on my boyfriend's computer and saw pictures of all of my credit cards, front and back, and several of my parent's credit cards. I looked in his e-mail and found receipts for items which had been billed to me and delivered to him, including golf clubs and my birthday gift. FML

I agree, your life sucks 62 088

You deserved it 6 481

By Anonymous - 16/08/2009 23:33 - United States

Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I have an extra key. I snuck into his bed with sleep with him and noticed how soft his skin was. Turns out I had been feeling up the girl he was sleeping with and he was in the bathroom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 66 155

You deserved it 8 051

By ohfantastic - 25/01/2009 02:47 - United States

Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 696

You deserved it 2 385

Serial killer vibes

By D Flower - 18/09/2021 13:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend making the bed, at 2 AM. And he wasn't so much making the bed as he was holding a pillow while lost in thought, looking at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 869

You deserved it 115

By breeeeeh - 21/06/2013 22:18 - France - Brou-sur-chantereine

Today, I woke up to a stranger in my bed. Just as my parents responded to my screaming, I remembered that I'd helped my boyfriend sneak in through my window last night. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 682

You deserved it 69 960

By XYZee - 22/08/2012 20:27 - United States - Rockmart

Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 949

You deserved it 2 009

By Moeswifey - 24/10/2010 17:11 - United States

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend making breakfast. I thought he was making it for me, so I sat at the table. When he walked over with his plate, he said, "Oh, I didn't know you were here!" I'd slept in the same bed with him last night. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 440

You deserved it 4 559

By Anonymous - 17/04/2012 20:53 - United States - International Falls

Today, I was sleeping in after working a graveyard shift. I awoke to my girlfriend sneaking her stuff out of the house. She planned on leaving her key on my pillow and taking off without any notice whatsoever. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 387

You deserved it 2 044

By Jonathan - 13/10/2008 08:27

Today, I woke up next to a beautiful, half-naked brunette in my bed. Two minutes later, my alarm clock woke me up for real. FML

I agree, your life sucks 73 414

You deserved it 19 720

By Anonymous - 27/11/2010 06:27 - United States

Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating right after I maxed out my credit card buying him everything on his Christmas list. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 931

You deserved it 16 304

astralvagan 20

Saturday 31 August 2013 2:21

Wow what a douche! Hopefully you dumped his ass

MEM0817 18

Saturday 31 August 2013 2:26

I thought the same thing... But then when I saw the word "boyfriend" the thought of him peeing the bed passed through my head momentarily too.

Comments

CanadiAnM8 24

Saturday 31 August 2013 9:38

You should talk with your bf and tell him "If I ever catch you doing some stupid like that again, it's over" also take the bitches money and go on a shopping spree. PAYBACK BITCHHHH

Epikouros 31

Saturday 31 August 2013 12:54

That was a well-written FML with a great twist. If nobody else said this, it's because everybody thought it was obvious.

PonyTails13 3

Saturday 31 August 2013 18:16

at least you caught him...better now than through your credit card bill

eternal_malaise 10

Saturday 31 August 2013 18:23

Wake up earlier and borrow his card.

Fernando83 19

Saturday 31 August 2013 20:33

Let him use it and report it stolen. **** him and let him go to jail.

skyeyez9 24

Saturday 31 August 2013 22:18

The sun rises at around 5:30am where I am at, and the sun's rays in my face at that hour would bug me. Blackout curtains are the best!

that60steen 5

Monday 2 September 2013 0:17

Time to break up and check your savings!

Czech_Zidane 14

Monday 2 September 2013 1:44

He knows the PIN code? Why? And if he does not know it, what is the problem? He probably would not be so lucky to guess it. I would NEVER give my PIN code to anybody and if needed to do, I would change the PIN code ASAP afterwards.