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Zem, don't smoke too much.
I moderated this! (:
same here. if u can dish sarcasm i thought u could see it coming? lol. why are u so mad at me? u said its sad for the previous OP his idea of fun is spinning in a chair and i'm just saying it like u said it, its sad u mixed up the FML. i mean, seriously, chill. u know u posted the same comment at the next FML post too right?
What is cornholio :o (from the UK, don't hate)
maybe you're not worth remembering.
that's a keeper
It's okay op he probably has bad memory.
At least he's not cheating.
you birthday is three days be for min same year mine is 10/31 and yours is on my parent aniverery I was born three days after the wedding
He probably thought that you were still sleeping.
I do love a guy that knows how to cook. It's a plus if they also made their bed. If he did, he'd found you sleeping there.
there's Saddam! right next to you! zing!
hi sourgirl!! (remember me?)
nope... I was "thrown out" get it?? :( but I'm here again!!
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maybe he meant he didnt know you were in the kitchen with him?
Why would you assume he was making breakfast for you when there was only one plate? Next time, open your mouth and say hello before sitting down to be fed as though he were your servant.