By -_- - 30/08/2013 20:31 - United States - Lahaina

Today, I woke up to a warm bed, the morning sunlight bathing my face, and my boyfriend sneaking my credit card out of my purse. FML
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astralvagan 20

Wow what a douche! Hopefully you dumped his ass

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MEM0817 18

I thought the same thing... But then when I saw the word "boyfriend" the thought of him peeing the bed passed through my head momentarily too.

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perdix 29

The man's gotta make a living somehow! Being a professional "boyfriend" takes a strong stomach and cunning.

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Oxonian3 8

I hope this is the first time he tried to do that /: check your statements!

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perdix 29

That's a sad thing to Discover.

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perdix 29

#21, she needs to American Express her feelings by beating him with a Diner's Club.

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xblaine 17

Hopefully it was a one night stand.

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blackwidowtaco 31

That doesn't really make it any better for op.

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silencebabyy 23

That's unfortunate. You'd think you would be able to trust him not to steal things from you.

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supernaturalcat 12

Sorry OP. Better to find out sooner than later. What a butt munch!

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AlexRen 21

"Babe my Xbox gold membership expires today, I need your credit card."

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