Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up to every window in my house packed with snow....

By thanks.... - 03/01/2014 21:04 - United States

Today, I woke up to every window in my house packed with snow. It was so bad that I thought I'd been snowed-in, and I started freaking out. It took two hours and multiple phone calls before I found out that my neighbor had taken our prank war too seriously and staged the whole thing. FML

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By Lapis - 20/12/2009 19:42 - United States

Today, I woke up to a quite frigid room, which wasn't out of the ordinary since my building's heat is broken. But I realized that the extra cold I was feeling was due to the snow piled up on my bed. It had snowed 20 inches last night. My mom had apparently opened my window. FML

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By gr8terevil - 02/03/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, the men clearing the walkway outside my dorm room with a snowblower didn't realize that my window was open. I looked over from my computer to see snow shooting in, covering my clock, closet, and radio. Now it's melting. FML

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By nuerrotticc - 06/01/2011 08:58

Today, I had a panic attack at 2 a.m. because someone decided to throw a snowball at my window. FML

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By snowball - 29/12/2010 23:32 - Switzerland

Today, as I left my house, the front door slammed shut behind me, causing an entire roof-length of snow to slide over the edge and land directly on my head. FML

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By Dana - 29/01/2010 18:59 - United States

Today, it was very windy and snowy and the neighborhood's garbage cans were blowing everywhere. I had already brought mine in and I saw my neighbor's being blown away. Thinking I'd be nice, I went out to pick it up. Just before I could however, the wind smashed it into me and I fell on the ice. FML

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By FMLimsomad - 29/12/2009 20:59 - United States

Today, I looked outside and I saw that my new car had been snowed on. Sadly the snow had frozen onto the car, so I spent the entire day getting it off. I came inside. By 8pm, my car had snow all over it again, and this time I left the window open. FML

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By snowbunny - 11/01/2011 02:03 - United States

Today, I got snowed in. At work. FML

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By Middle Age Divorced Dad - 05/02/2023 18:00 - Canada - Kanata

Today, driving out of my neighbourhood, I encountered three snow plows heading towards me. I tried to turn around in a stranger's driveway but wasn't fast enough, and they left a wall 4-feet high of ice and snow, blocking me in. I rang the doorbell, borrowed their shovel and dug out their driveway. Its -32 with wind-chill. FML

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By blackvogue - 01/04/2009 10:42 - Canada

Today, I got up early to prank my family. I put a bucket of ice water on top of a door frame so whoever walked through would get an icy surprise. After I was done, I went back to bed. I woke up groggy and disoriented like always and walked right through the doorway I had rigged. FML

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By anon - 03/02/2015 07:50 - United States - Bloomington

Today, as I passed by the window that looks out on to my front yard, I saw a man out there so I ran to the kitchen to call the police. The operator asked me to describe the man. It was then that I realized the mysterious man in my yard was the snowman I built yesterday. FML

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barricadebabe 15

Friday 3 January 2014 23:37

And it never occurred to you to try the doors?

CaiDog 20

Friday 3 January 2014 23:37

It never occured to you to step outside...?

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Km1490 20

Saturday 4 January 2014 8:23

Props to your neighbor

MainPrism 16

Saturday 4 January 2014 12:40

Powned!

Thorzix 23

Saturday 4 January 2014 15:01

YDI. Should have tried the doors before panicking AND thought about the fact you're in a prank war so it might as well be him.

StraightPain 9

Saturday 4 January 2014 17:06

Oh man that's priceless!! You got to think of something good to get him back with!!

lmbachman 23

Saturday 4 January 2014 17:42

Two hours to figure it out? Really?? YDI. That's not "taking it too seriously", that's hilarious!!

stasia99 5

Saturday 4 January 2014 17:54

That's hysterical

stonehare 7

Sunday 5 January 2014 2:59

hahahaaaa!

HatemyLife32 15

Monday 6 January 2014 1:09

Your neighbor is a genius!!!

WardenWolf 26

Monday 6 January 2014 3:04

All that, and you never thought to open the front door? Wow. You're dense.

mrlopez 13

Tuesday 7 January 2014 17:01

It would be a better option to check the weather first while inside. Just to make sure.

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