By neverdatingacopagain - 25/04/2011 04:24 - United States

Today, I woke up to find a parking ticket on my car. My car was in my driveway and the cop who wrote it is my ex-boyfriend. This is the third time. FML
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raeraymusic1 0

hope he loses his job

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ydi_4_suking 20

yea exactly. but if the guy is doing that hes most likely gonna be a creeper and stalk around and all that good stuff

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figureskates2344 6

he just wants to get back at you. you should start parking your car in your driveway

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iLazy 0

Bloodied, depressed Lamb constantly On pills Not wanting Death to approach Everyone it knows.

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figureskates2344 6

oh. I thought it said it was parked on the side of the road next to her driveway. oops

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justin_2552 0

it's ok that you're blonde, I'm sure you're still good at giving ********

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jwarwick 0

you should learn how to read full posts before making ignorant comments.

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Bradynrr 7

she misunderstood the post, big deal. she's gorgeous though :p

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jupiter80 0

36- hey being blonde is the best excuse EVER! I use it all the time, but u brunettes wouldn't know

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phiend99 4

Duh. OP said the car was in her driveway. FYL, OP.

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suprmidgt 0

You use your hair color as an excuse for being an idiot? So "all the time" you do stupid things then blame it on your hair? You don't see how stupid that is? Must be the blonde hair.

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figureskates2344 6

yeah, I do appologize. I should of read it better, but my comment wasn't ignorant

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almighty_zer 5

I was on a blonde moment deficiency until I read this comment.

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almighty_zer 5

But hey at least she apologized instead of going apeshit like some others.

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ChantelRenaeee 0

get a restraining order, call his boss, DO ANYTHING TO GET HIM TO LOSE HIS JOB!!

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dirtyblond 4

Shiiittt, CALM DOWN!

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zombiekitten87 12

if he's petty enough to give her parking tickets for parking on her own property, getting him fired will probably only make the situation worse. who knows what he is capable of?

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torio123 27

moral of the story = never date a cop unless you're certain your gonna marry him :D

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Crlnprz 11

you have to date or else you'll never be certain if you're gonna marry him

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Sharkskull 2

It's cool to date them and not marry as long as the break up goes smoothly. Then stuff like this wouldn't happen :P

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boygeorgebaby 0

report him. cops can still get in trouble for that. take pics for evidence if you have too, but that's just not right, not to mention illegal. FYL, op.

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BWill9014 4

lol I pictured your profile picture saying that and it made me lol xD

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heyred 11

Take a picture and report it to hus supervisor. But if you are blocking a sidewalk, you deserve the ticket.

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IDKOMGWTFTWROFLM 0

idk why u got so many dislikes. wat u said was tru.

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cupcakeslayer 0

I agree. thumbs up. only I think the op should rent a security camera, it will probably cost less than a ticket and be more solidthan a picture ( they'll probably just accuse her of moving her car after getting the ticket with a photo)

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mikolyshka 0

yeah report him. you can get him in trouble for stalking/harassing you.

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stevenmx86 7

Why do you just complain about it instead of taking it to a court? He should be losing his job for abusing his power...

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northern_lights 0

Sometimes I wonder if people submitting FML's do it get advice. There's a comfort in seeking advice from strangers instead of feeling like they are burdening family or friends.

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