Health: Today, I woke up to find that not only did the toothpaste I put...

By Anonymous - 30/06/2011 17:30 - United States

Today, I woke up to find that not only did the toothpaste I put on my pimple make it more noticable, but it made it worse. FML

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By Zit-Blues - 04/01/2010 13:50 - United States

Today, I had a large pimple on my temple. I decided to try the whole "put toothpaste on the zit to make it dry up" technique that all the magazines say to do. Not only is my pimple still there, but the toothpaste irritated my skin and my already large pimple now appears three times bigger. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2010 14:45 - Malaysia

Today, I was trying to apply some toothpaste on my pimple to help dry it out. My mum came from behind and hugged me, making me accidentally apply minty toothpaste into my right eye instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2020 02:03

Today, while brushing my teeth half asleep, I stabbed myself in the eye with my toothbrush, toothpaste included. FML

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By Mirroronthewall - 30/08/2009 15:22 - Canada

Today, I was brushing my teeth in my bathroom. As I looked in the mirror I spotted a zit on my forehead. Keeping my toothbrush in my mouth, I quickly lean in towards the mirror to pop the pimple meanwhile lodging my toothbrush down my throat. I temporarily can't talk. FML

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By Noname - 09/11/2008 09:18 - France

Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML

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By Talented73 - 25/04/2017 20:00

Today, while brushing my teeth, I applied the toothpaste to my toothbrush when a few bristles got caught on the lip of the tube and flung a glob of toothpaste into my eye. My eye is now bloodshot, but at least it's minty fresh. FML

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By baconrash - 22/02/2010 21:43 - United States

Today, I found out that the acne under my arms was worse then the severe acne on my face. FML

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By Iswearihavegoodhygiene - 04/11/2018 05:00

Today, I popped a zit that had formed around an ingrown hair "down there". It popped with so much force, the pus hit me in the forehead. Still can't get the hair out. FML

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By RedFaced - 27/05/2016 00:11 - Netherlands - Capelle Aan Den Ijssel

Today, I discovered the effect the cream has that my mom gave me. It was for my acne and it worked, in a way. Instead of having a lot of little pimples, I now just have a few gigantic ones. FML

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By Painfulfaceforme - 14/03/2010 02:30 - Canada

Today, I followed an acne treatment. It was only after I'd finished the treatment that I read the bottom line, stating "Do not scrub your face". I only had one pimple to start with, now it looks like I sandpapered my face. FML

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KatrinaKitten 16

Friday 1 July 2011 0:09

Supposedly toothpaste dries it up, but it contains some chemicals that can irritate your skin.

myleshoops 0

Friday 1 July 2011 0:10

Worse=more noticeable, am I right?

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akadookani 0

Friday 1 July 2011 1:15

You're a dumbass retard.

QueenPeppermint 7

Friday 1 July 2011 1:20

I've said it before and I'll say it again... you must NOT use gel or colored toothpaste or it will make it WORSE. The white Colgate paste works wonders. You want to make sure you moisturize after you wash off the dried paste or your skin will just create extra oil to compensate.

haniam16 6

Friday 1 July 2011 1:21

why did you put tooth paste on your pimple?

LileyLove 0

Friday 1 July 2011 1:25

Try a different toothpaste

shutupYDI 4

Friday 1 July 2011 1:29

your life is ****** because of a pimple..I can't wait till OP enters "the real world"

sc80531 0

Friday 1 July 2011 1:32

your retarded

magaliwoodrock 19

Friday 1 July 2011 1:34

That happened to me! still is the worst week of my life and that was back when i was 13

chellymickey 0

Friday 1 July 2011 1:37

well for one, you have to use a certain type of toothpaste. and two, you can't leave it on your skin overnight! you barely should have it on for more than 10 minutes!

KaylieBieber13 0

Friday 1 July 2011 1:39

BE PROACTIV!!!

hahaurfunnylol 1

Friday 1 July 2011 2:11

I thumbed u down because u like Justin bieber

AirForce48 2

Friday 1 July 2011 8:58

Justin Beiber's a fag who needs to **** off and die

slinkydee 2

Friday 1 July 2011 1:47

dont worry op. it works for me but the chemicals may have irritated and aggrivated your skin,especially if you popped it and put it on broken skin. maybe try tea tree oil next time. Proactiv may work but it doesnt work for everyone, it didnt work for me and actually bleached my facewashers. If its hormonal acne, then the pill may help clear it up. things like excessive use of your phone and resting your face on your hand promotes bacterial growth and acne formation. Good luck