By life insurance for 1 - 30/05/2013 16:29 - United States - Encino

Today, I woke up to my 5-year-old son covering my nose and mouth with his hand and complaining, "Noooo, you need to die now." FML
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watchme 11

I suggest locking your door at night

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shorty6823 28

I don't think he's old enough to really understand death... And how permanent it is

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lightningbug26 5

I'd be shaving his head to check for the 666 mark.

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ChuckNorris2 4

OP, I think your kid may be the antichrist.

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Faiths28 12

I.suggest that you apply some dead bolt locks on his door so you can sleep peacfuly at night

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Sk8SnowCO 8

Speak of the devil

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Ashter 20

I'm sorry your child seems to want to murder you in your sleep, but this is one of the funniest things I've ever read.

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MissHeartSihk 26

That had to have been terrifying. As I read this I could hear the voice of Mrs. Swan saying" No. no."

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coolbeansbruh 13

Cause this isn't a creepy pasta it anything

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dragoongirl90 34

Keep an eye on that kid. Could be one of those bad seeds, just born rotten. Could become a serial killer.

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