By life insurance for 1 - 30/05/2013 16:29 - United States - Encino

Today, I woke up to my 5-year-old son covering my nose and mouth with his hand and complaining, "Noooo, you need to die now." FML
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watchme 11

I suggest locking your door at night

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shorty6823 28

I don't think he's old enough to really understand death... And how permanent it is

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Uh...has he been watching TV that isn't suitable for children? Where did he make the connection between death and suffocation? Good God do something!

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mr_jack_meoff 5

You should have played dead a couple hours and when mommy won't wake , you could have had a lot of fun with this one. Missed opportunity.

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okiewill93 10

My 7 month old has been waking me up like that since he was 4 months.

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ImThatBish 1

A doctor doesn't try to kill you,though

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bmo1013 4

Lol. This is hilarious. You should however have a talk with him!

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jessejamesc 8

nothing personal, everyone is fascnated with death at some point. buy a family fish that everyone loves and let him kill it by accident. Then he will see death and know it.

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reesecup09 4

Get your child help

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