Money: Today, I woke up to my boyfriend jumping on my bed exclaiming... - FML

By Ecce - 10/07/2010 12:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend jumping on my bed exclaiming that he had "won the lottery." He broke the bed. Turns out he only won £15.80. FML

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By anonymous - 17/05/2011 17:34 - United States

Today, I won the lottery. My ex-girlfriend has the ticket. I just broke up with her. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2010 09:07 - Canada

Today, I scratched a lottery ticket I had gotten for my birthday and won $10,000. In celebration, I jumped up and raised my hands directly into a ceiling fan. Oh, and it was a fake ticket. FML

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By -_- - 30/08/2013 20:31 - United States - Lahaina

Today, I woke up to a warm bed, the morning sunlight bathing my face, and my boyfriend sneaking my credit card out of my purse. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2009 16:13 - United States

Today, my Dad called me to tell me that he had finally won the lottery and that I no longer had to worry about trying to find a way to pay for school. I was so excited I started crying. He then told me that he won $5 on a scratch off lotto ticket. He bought a sandwich. Funny dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2022 06:00

Today, not only did my ex-wife take everything in our divorce, my most recent lottery ticket was off by only one number, I would have won millions and she wouldn’t have been entitled to a penny. Oh well, back to sleeping in my caravan, which is all I have left. FML

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By AJShow80 - 13/04/2009 08:51 - United States

Today, I won 20 dollars on a lotto scratch off. My friend, pissed, makes me split the money, saying it was collateral for the gas money used to get us there. He then used his 10 dollars on a scratch off, and won 500 dollars. The jackass wouldn't split it. FML

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By steveinnewsoh - 18/01/2009 19:12 - United States

Today, I went to get a scratch off lottery ticket, and the dude in front of me got the same one I was going to get. He won 500 dollars. I got 2 bucks. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2022 21:00 - United Kingdom - Norwich

Today, I woke up and found a trail of £5 notes in my bedroom, which led all the way downstairs and into the bathroom. I got to the last one, where I was then kicked in the balls from behind. It was my sister. She said it was the money she'd borrowed from me. I was left in my underwear writhing in pain. FML

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By Sudokori - 29/08/2017 20:00

Today, I bought a lottery ticket. Two hours ago, I found out that the ticket was worth $100. Five minutes ago, I found my dog eating it. FML

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By SwingingChili - 27/10/2015 05:49

Today, to prove a point to my brother that playing the lotto isn't a sure thing. I got a $10 scratcher. Thinking I'd get nothing or maybe just another scratcher, I ended up winning a free scratcher plus $100. The second scratcher I got an additional $50. Now he's even more confident to win every time. FML

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ArtIsResistance7 1

Saturday 10 July 2010 19:30

Well, if I've learned anything from MacGyver, £15, a blanket, and some duct tape, will make a pretty sweet hammock...

chocolatedrop 0

Saturday 10 July 2010 19:26

how much is that n dollars?

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ozkalukaas 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 1:25

what a dumbass

laxbro6900 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 1:38

sucks that ur boyfriend didn't check the winning before he broke ur bed. atleast he can use that money to put it on lay away lol

alyssaax3 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 2:12

a highschool musical backpack ? are you 10 years old ? and euros is €

bballnsoftball 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 4:51

stop being such a whiny bitch! at least if he won the lottery he'd spend it on u!!

theschweigert 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 5:04

25, maybe it was like their pick 4, and a bunch of people won on a small jackpot. so it got split.

owo_fml 9

Sunday 11 July 2010 6:47

£? (: I think that's actually kind of cute, that he'd be all excited and run to tell you. AND you can joke that your boyfriend broke your bed with you… ;D So lighten up! :)

mrmaks18 7

Sunday 11 July 2010 7:09

hey it's not all bad ikea do a cot bed £15.85 at least it's a new bed with the winnings using it would be a whole new fml ;)

TheGweeDoo 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 8:09

6 that's funny

jace17 5

Sunday 11 July 2010 10:25

13 win, but, wow, before he freaks out, your boyfriend should double check tthat he won something substantial

mailerd 3

Sunday 11 July 2010 10:39

Well obviously he didn't win the jackpot. He will have got a few numbers correct, or the thunderball or something.

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Today, my girlfriend of 2 months decided to wrestle with my younger brother. He has gotten more action than I have. FML

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