By animal lover... - 05/10/2013 22:34

Today, I woke up to my cat slowly dragging her paw across my face. I opened my eyes to see a bloody mouse dangling an inch from my face. It was still twitching. FML
I agree, your life sucks 47 896
You deserved it 4 041

Same thing different taste

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XDsmileyDX_fml 24
aubama_fml 15

here's your breakfast master.

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That's their way of giving you a gift. They're proud of catching it

I once had a dog who would kill mice and put them at the foot of my bed, under the blankets. So gross. Not as gross as in the face, but I can relate. Its lovely how animals show their affection.

That is the highest form of appreciation your cat can give you. She accepted you as one of her own and now wants you to learn how to hunt and kill for yourself. Hopefully you petted your cat and didn't scream or throw her out.

Should be euthanized. Cats are terrible for ecological systems.

So are humans so I suppose you should be euthanised too.

yourmurderscenex 13

What are you talking about?! that's not nasty! it's a delightful way to wake up, silly. :P

Can anybody say breakfast served in bed? XD

lonewolf658 6

Conclusion: Cats are ass holes

You shouldnt be such a bad hunter then. Cat has to make sure you eat :p

XBurytheCastleX 25

I know it seems gross, but in the cats mind he/she just brought you a big gift that was hard work to get for you.