By animal lover... - 05/10/2013 22:34

Today, I woke up to my cat slowly dragging her paw across my face. I opened my eyes to see a bloody mouse dangling an inch from my face. It was still twitching. FML
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XDsmileyDX_fml 24

You're next.

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aubama_fml 15

here's your breakfast master.

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fancypants725 4

That's actually a complement in cat world :)

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stonehare 7

recent studies have shown that cats believe that they have tofeed you because you never hunt. like you are a giant hairless cat the sucks at being a cat.

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tigerlilytracey 6

thats kitty speak for..get in that thar kitchen. u got some cookin to do!

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interesting33 36

I don't really understand cats trying to feed their owner? Do they not see them eating?

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josiem 11

Aww! S/he loves you and is trying to teach you how to hunt, and thus eat, for yourself. You should feel honoured that s/he took the time. :P

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sonicsistar 7

My last cat once brought in a mouse or rat. When I returned home, I found a heart and the upper mandible with nose and whiskers attached, lying on my carpet, without a trace of blood, etc.

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ITxCExLxS 6

Your cat was giving you a present! It's common for cats to bring their owners their catches as a sign of friendship. Just be glad it wasn't a chipmunk's decapitated head. Been there, done that

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cassy_k 3

When you cat brings you dead animals or 'treasure' (treasure for them) its a sign of love, there fore your cat loves you :) but, it sucks that you woke up that way. But you DID deserve it, for treating your cat good! Why would it bring you 'food' if It didn't love you?

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