Love: Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger...

By davincourt - 29/04/2012 18:31 - United States - Apollo Beach

Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML

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Same thing different taste

By jeesh - 31/01/2009 11:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML

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By HaleyIsabelle - 08/03/2010 20:54 - France

Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML

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Ewwwwwww

By Anonymous - 18/02/2011 07:35 - Canada

Today, instead of pushing me away or simply stopping for a minute, my girlfriend kept kissing me as she was trying to get phlegm out of her throat. The slimy goo ended up in the back of my mouth. I can still taste it. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2014 17:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was locked out of my house. As I was about to knock on the window to ask my girlfriend to let me in, I saw her on the sofa, digging a huge booger out of her nose and eating it. FML

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By UUUGHHH - 05/02/2016 20:33 - France - Villejuif

Today, I watched in horror from the other room as my boyfriend picked the biggest, slimiest booger I've ever seen, then lowered it into his mouth, and licked his finger clean. I very nearly threw up. FML

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By Qwerty - 28/06/2011 16:10 - Australia

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML

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By btg - 06/02/2010 06:27 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend feeds her boogers to our dog. Sometimes she even makes her do tricks for them. FML

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By sneezer - 30/12/2008 04:54 - France

Today, while kissing my girlfriend's neck, I sneezed a blob of snot onto her. She told me that "it doesn't matter", while hiccuping a bit of vomit. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2010 20:20 - United States

Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML

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By B'Dawk - 14/10/2018 13:30

Today, I found out my girlfriend has been putting boogers in my belly button when I don't pay attention to her while we watch tv. FML

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Grimmerie 31

Monday 30 April 2012 2:44

The most pressing question here is: was it yours or hers?

HonestTruth 5

Monday 30 April 2012 2:46

You should do the same to her and if she likes it, she has a booger fetish.

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duckiegirl21 10

Friday 4 May 2012 2:39

R. Kelly, is that you?

Zeldafreak147 0

Friday 4 May 2012 23:14

I sure hope it was yours or hers. If not that means she has an affair with a nose behind your back!

Arzu29 2

Saturday 5 May 2012 8:01

eew lol

fm16 5

Saturday 12 May 2012 1:53

Eww?

enjoi200 0

Saturday 2 June 2012 22:48

we call those types of people weirdos

Rashida 2

Wednesday 26 September 2012 1:53

no thats just gross

Lucky7Samson 10

Sunday 7 April 2013 0:56

I would wait till she's asleep, jerk it and then make sure I came on her face and have the most serious look like "Yeah, that just happened."

maguichi 3

Friday 21 March 2014 16:45

Yummy! ;D

sbdaruler 1

Thursday 17 April 2014 1:05

Time for a different girlfriend

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 9 October 2014 16:11

Trying to maybe set a mood?

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Same thing different taste

Ewwwwwww

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