Love: Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger...

By davincourt - 29/04/2012 18:31 - United States - Apollo Beach

Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML

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Same thing different taste

By jeesh - 31/01/2009 11:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML

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By HaleyIsabelle - 08/03/2010 20:54 - France

Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML

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You deserved it 3 712

Ewwwwwww

By Anonymous - 18/02/2011 07:35 - Canada

Today, instead of pushing me away or simply stopping for a minute, my girlfriend kept kissing me as she was trying to get phlegm out of her throat. The slimy goo ended up in the back of my mouth. I can still taste it. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2014 17:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was locked out of my house. As I was about to knock on the window to ask my girlfriend to let me in, I saw her on the sofa, digging a huge booger out of her nose and eating it. FML

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You deserved it 4 651

By UUUGHHH - 05/02/2016 20:33 - France - Villejuif

Today, I watched in horror from the other room as my boyfriend picked the biggest, slimiest booger I've ever seen, then lowered it into his mouth, and licked his finger clean. I very nearly threw up. FML

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You deserved it 2 718

By Qwerty - 28/06/2011 16:10 - Australia

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML

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You deserved it 5 285

By btg - 06/02/2010 06:27 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend feeds her boogers to our dog. Sometimes she even makes her do tricks for them. FML

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You deserved it 3 568

By sneezer - 30/12/2008 04:54 - France

Today, while kissing my girlfriend's neck, I sneezed a blob of snot onto her. She told me that "it doesn't matter", while hiccuping a bit of vomit. FML

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You deserved it 7 036

By Anonymous - 16/08/2010 20:20 - United States

Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML

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You deserved it 6 674

By B'Dawk - 14/10/2018 13:30

Today, I found out my girlfriend has been putting boogers in my belly button when I don't pay attention to her while we watch tv. FML

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You deserved it 1 694

Grimmerie 31

Monday 30 April 2012 2:44

The most pressing question here is: was it yours or hers?

HonestTruth 5

Monday 30 April 2012 2:46

You should do the same to her and if she likes it, she has a booger fetish.

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SakeGurl 9

Monday 30 April 2012 8:16

My next question would be how many times had she done that and u didn't catch her?? Hmmmmm? Wow.. Just ,.. Wow ..

Obeyy19 4

Monday 30 April 2012 9:01

I thumbed up this comment because it really made me laugh out loud.

Solrac14 0

Monday 30 April 2012 9:06

What in the actual ****.

pexy_fml 16

Monday 30 April 2012 9:35

Is that some kind of fetich

bethcox 4

Monday 30 April 2012 10:36

That's grim.

Jewnut 0

Monday 30 April 2012 10:40

she must hate you

angelinaanimerg 7

Monday 30 April 2012 12:27

EWW. Thats a deal breaker for mee

banan001 6

Monday 30 April 2012 12:38

That's pretty suck

fuqsam 5

Monday 30 April 2012 13:05

She didn't want you to wake up hungry...?

groupleader 7

Monday 30 April 2012 13:53

Sounds like you picked a winner...I would gently apply a nice shade of brown lip gloss, courtesy of my ass, to her lips as she sleeps.

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Same thing different taste

Ewwwwwww

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