By umerin - 05/07/2014 05:40 - Canada - Surrey

Today, I woke up to my young niece hammering a metal cookie cutter into my leg. I'll have a teddy bear shaped scar for the rest of my life. FML
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I am a chick, haha. I think it's cute, just... Painful at the moment. I'm planning on letting said niece colour it in once healed. My nickname is "Human Colouring Book" right now. Not bad, eh?

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Im beary sad to hear of your grizzly accident. Truly a black day for you.

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You can probably minimize the scarring with proper cleaning and lotions. Since it's just a slice, and she didn't take out any flesh, you're just worrying about it sealing up. Even the worst scars I have are fading to the point you can barely see them after ten years, and those are from where a small (1/2inch long) chunk of flesh was bitten out of my wrist. If that can vanish, your cookie cutter shouldn't last forever.

Next time make a metal cookie cutter shaped like a penis, then slam it into his head and claim that you didn't do it.

Yup back story I was taking this Hot girl for a pick nick in my new Harley n got hit really hard that this thing ended up in my leg!!! ( it was a gift since this hot girl loves to bake ) I will never ride a bike again!!! something like that

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I have do many questions like where did she get a hammer??

At least teddy bears are adorable. There's still a cuddly bright side.

it concerns me that everyone thinks the kid is innocent..... I mean I'd freak out.... what if the kid turns out to grow up to be a cookie cutter psycho killer?????

Well, you'll have a good conversation starter