Kids: Today, I woke up to my young niece hammering a metal cookie cutter... - FML

By umerin - 05/07/2014 05:40 - Canada - Surrey

Today, I woke up to my young niece hammering a metal cookie cutter into my leg. I'll have a teddy bear shaped scar for the rest of my life. FML

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umerin 32

Sunday 6 July 2014 6:27

I am a chick, haha. I think it's cute, just... Painful at the moment. I'm planning on letting said niece colour it in once healed. My nickname is "Human Colouring Book" right now. Not bad, eh?

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Higamalia 19

Saturday 5 July 2014 16:40

Im beary sad to hear of your grizzly accident. Truly a black day for you.

ErinPinelli 24

Saturday 5 July 2014 17:05

No, it's a dinosaur.

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ola__9213 16

Monday 7 July 2014 2:20

That is so sad yet memorable. Imagine talking about this 30 years later! Haha

meagan724 3

Monday 7 July 2014 2:27

aspiring tattoo artist?

fantasyworld 37

Monday 7 July 2014 3:49

Get an awesome tattoo cover-up.

thefrikinbat 8

Monday 7 July 2014 4:18

Scars fade.. and sometimes disappear.

brendejafulable 41

Monday 7 July 2014 4:24

I'd image it would be quite a cool scar.

medic_man 13

Monday 7 July 2014 5:09

nice tattoo bro

PurelyCanadian 18

Monday 7 July 2014 8:22

Ouch! This makes me cringe just thinking about it.

RoaRawR 6

Monday 7 July 2014 9:06

If anyone ask just say you seen some shit you don't want to know about, easy conversasion starter, could be worst like a nazi symbol than a teddy bear

all_or__nothing 1

Tuesday 8 July 2014 21:59

Well hey, not many people can say that they have one of those xD some people are actually into "scaring" ;D

JacobHelms 4

Wednesday 9 July 2014 2:16

I woulda done it back and wouldn't gave a fuq

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