By umerin - 05/07/2014 05:40 - Canada - Surrey

Today, I woke up to my young niece hammering a metal cookie cutter into my leg. I'll have a teddy bear shaped scar for the rest of my life. FML
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umerin 32

I am a chick, haha. I think it's cute, just... Painful at the moment. I'm planning on letting said niece colour it in once healed. My nickname is "Human Colouring Book" right now. Not bad, eh?

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Higamalia 19

Im beary sad to hear of your grizzly accident. Truly a black day for you.

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ganjagirl84 2

Kinda strange. Wasn't the little girl scared of the blood. A child of that age has no idea what the intent of this is, but maybe she'll appreciate it a few years down the road. I hope so at least.

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m1989_fml 10

that's pretty badass.

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kohler_thanyou 5

there needs to be a follow up. I feel like if she was supervised it wouldn't have happened. so obviously someone shouldn't have been sleeping....

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umerin 32

I was asleep in my bed when my sister visited with said niece, yes my sister should've been watching her but she was too busy cooking dinner.

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kohler_thanyou 5

then it definitely wasn't your fault haha!

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katina1236 20

At least you'll have a cute scar, and an interesting story when people ask.

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martin8337 35

Maybe put a teddy bear tattoo over the scar.

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natywantspeace 7

Idk... This would not bother me, scars have stories to tell :)

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Chibi_Kitten 24

If anyone asks, just say you lost to a person with sharp objects..that isn't a total lie, and you would sound totally bad butted.

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