By umerin - 05/07/2014 05:40 - Canada - Surrey

Today, I woke up to my young niece hammering a metal cookie cutter into my leg. I'll have a teddy bear shaped scar for the rest of my life. FML
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umerin 32

I am a chick, haha. I think it's cute, just... Painful at the moment. I'm planning on letting said niece colour it in once healed. My nickname is "Human Colouring Book" right now. Not bad, eh?

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Higamalia 19

Im beary sad to hear of your grizzly accident. Truly a black day for you.

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umerin 32

I am a chick, haha. I think it's cute, just... Painful at the moment. I'm planning on letting said niece colour it in once healed. My nickname is "Human Colouring Book" right now. Not bad, eh?

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lina21 12

Sorry OP, that's gotta hurt too I imagine. Where was her mother.....or were you supposed to be babysitting?

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Bloink 25

id rather have that than an ugly scar

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berkeleyjake 13

too bad there isn't a "actually... that's kind of cool" button

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mld4657 28

is it just me or does anyone else have "I'm a gummy bear" song going thru their head

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ViviMage 38

And what will your sibling do to compensate you?

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