Kids: Today, I woke up to several dead snails and worms all over my...

By Anonymous - 29/12/2015 17:29 - United States - Charleston

Today, I woke up to several dead snails and worms all over my bed. I guess that's what my little sister meant yesterday when she said I'd be sorry for not letting her play on my phone. FML

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By liilii - 30/08/2014 16:40 - India - Trivandrum

Today, I woke up to the sight of a dead fly on my bedside table, being eaten by a swarm of ants. I screamed so bad that my dad said he thought my sister was being murdered in my room. FML

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By poop - 03/04/2013 18:45

Today, my sister gave my laptop away and dumped a pile of her hamster's turds on my bed. All of this because I flushed the toilet while she was in the shower last night. FML

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By somerandomchick - 31/03/2009 05:32 - United States

Today, my little sister got mad at me because I wouldn't let her read my IM conversation. I took a nap and when I woke up, my laptop was gone. She took it on a trip to her grandparents' house, six hours away. Nude pictures of me and my paper due tomorrow are on the laptop. FML

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By Quincy_Ethan - 29/08/2014 21:22 - United States - Killeen

Today, my little sister was using my phone to play games. About an hour later, she came to me and said my phone wouldn't work. Turns out my phone had gotten hot and she put it in water to cool it down. FML

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By toothfairy - 26/06/2009 14:20 - United Kingdom

Today, My 5 year old sister informed me she had left me a present in my bed. She had tied a ribbon around a dead rat's neck and propped it up on my pillow. The label says his name was Bert. FML

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Overbearing girlfriend

By Jake - 16/09/2013 19:08 - United States - Albany

Today, I woke up, thinking it was going to be a good day. However, when I looked at my phone, I saw that my girlfriend had sent me an obscene number of angry messages, which are still coming in, because I forgot to say goodnight to her last night. FML

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Keep them to yourself, buddy

By minder97 - 17/10/2011 04:04 - Canada

Today, my sister had a friend for a sleepover. They filmed a video in which the friend was lying in my bed, singing. An hour after the girl went home, her parents called. She has lice, and had brought them to our house unknowingly. I can see each and every individual larva on my pillow. FML

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YAAAAAAAAAAAASS

By shat - 12/12/2015 07:14 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I woke up to the feeling of something crawling up my leg. I threw back the bed sheets and saw it was a cockroach. My dad said my ensuing scream was so girlish that he wondered what the hell my sister was doing in my bedroom. FML

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By slugitha - 16/03/2016 10:23 - United States

Today, I was awoken by a slug crawling down my back. FML

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By vomitingnow - 22/07/2009 04:12 - United States

Today, I had a fight with my little sister. Later she apologized and made me dinner to make up for it. I thought it was pretty good until I found out that instead of using Parmesan cheese in the recipe, she used foot shavings from her Ped Egg. FML

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RodzillaX 30

Wednesday 30 December 2015 0:16

She seems very down to Earth.

Guy1009 15

Wednesday 30 December 2015 0:18

Nothing to do now but clean up and tell your parents. Be glad she used dead snails and worms, not live ones.

Comments

tiger820 20

Wednesday 30 December 2015 18:08

your little sister is on mob level! be afraid very very afraid when she gets older..... lol

jdizz16 16

Wednesday 30 December 2015 20:41

Have you choked her yet?

MenAreFromVegas 5

Thursday 31 December 2015 1:07

Your sister needs to learn that's not an acceptable response to not getting your way. Spoiled little brat needs to hear NO more often.

coolvictori 22

Thursday 31 December 2015 8:17

I have two younger sisters and if they ever did that to me, they wouldn't live to see tomorrow. Seriously though, get her back. Get her back good.

pitboy101 11

Friday 1 January 2016 13:47

so dark

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 2 January 2016 4:05

Your little sister sounds like a spoiled brat. How old is she? Your parents need to tell her no way more often. And if they are letting her get away with everything, well, sounds like you're screwed.