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By Anonymous - 29/12/2015 17:29 - United States - Charleston

Today, I woke up to several dead snails and worms all over my bed. I guess that's what my little sister meant yesterday when she said I'd be sorry for not letting her play on my phone. FML

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Today, I woke up to the sight of a dead fly on my bedside table, being eaten by a swarm of ants. I screamed so bad that my dad said he thought my sister was being murdered in my room. FML

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By poop - 03/04/2013 18:45

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By somerandomchick - 31/03/2009 05:32 - United States

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By Quincy_Ethan - 29/08/2014 21:22 - United States - Killeen

Today, my little sister was using my phone to play games. About an hour later, she came to me and said my phone wouldn't work. Turns out my phone had gotten hot and she put it in water to cool it down. FML

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By toothfairy - 26/06/2009 14:20 - United Kingdom

Today, My 5 year old sister informed me she had left me a present in my bed. She had tied a ribbon around a dead rat's neck and propped it up on my pillow. The label says his name was Bert. FML

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By Jake - 16/09/2013 19:08 - United States - Albany

Today, I woke up, thinking it was going to be a good day. However, when I looked at my phone, I saw that my girlfriend had sent me an obscene number of angry messages, which are still coming in, because I forgot to say goodnight to her last night. FML

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Keep them to yourself, buddy

By minder97 - 17/10/2011 04:04 - Canada

Today, my sister had a friend for a sleepover. They filmed a video in which the friend was lying in my bed, singing. An hour after the girl went home, her parents called. She has lice, and had brought them to our house unknowingly. I can see each and every individual larva on my pillow. FML

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By shat - 12/12/2015 07:14 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I woke up to the feeling of something crawling up my leg. I threw back the bed sheets and saw it was a cockroach. My dad said my ensuing scream was so girlish that he wondered what the hell my sister was doing in my bedroom. FML

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By slugitha - 16/03/2016 10:23 - United States

Today, I was awoken by a slug crawling down my back. FML

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By vomitingnow - 22/07/2009 04:12 - United States

Today, I had a fight with my little sister. Later she apologized and made me dinner to make up for it. I thought it was pretty good until I found out that instead of using Parmesan cheese in the recipe, she used foot shavings from her Ped Egg. FML

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RodzillaX 30

Wednesday 30 December 2015 0:16

She seems very down to Earth.

Guy1009 15

Wednesday 30 December 2015 0:18

Nothing to do now but clean up and tell your parents. Be glad she used dead snails and worms, not live ones.

Comments

FalloutScrolls 25

Wednesday 30 December 2015 0:38

Considering you wrote a FML about it, I'd say that she wasn't lying!

tj1540 16

Wednesday 30 December 2015 0:49

Teach her a lesson

gorgeous_vixen95 12

Wednesday 30 December 2015 11:51

Maybe some exlax chocolate chip cookies....

tj1540 16

Wednesday 30 December 2015 13:24

That's ******* Genius

fordneagles 34

Wednesday 30 December 2015 0:50

Why the **** are kids getting more and more entitled as time goes on? Lack of good parenting combined with telling every child they're the specialest of special snauxflaykes would be my guess. A firm no and a swat on the behind is not abuse, no one will get traumatized. Hell, might even grow up into a decent human being? Who'd have thought?! Now get off my lawn.