By dontpeeonmenxtime - 29/12/2011 14:51 - United States

Today, I woke up to slight memory of my boyfriend leaving for work an hour earlier than originally planned due to "excessive sweat" in my bed. When I removed my sheets and took in a deep whiff, my olfactory receptors instantly knew that his so called "sweat" was actually his urine. FML
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ohmandapants 16

What a dick move...he left you to sleep in his piss.

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jdogg0119 4

Dang that's funny. But you use some big words lol

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Arxikist 3

I find it funny when people prove they are stupid by publicly admitting it by saying something like: "dood u use BIG words haha."

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jdogg0119 4

I never said I don't understand those big words. I was just making a joke dood

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Mr25_fml 14

By any chance, is your boyfriend potty trained?

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Arxikist 3

In guessing OP gave it a small lick and figured it out.

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flockz 19

because male piss smells like tree bark.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Apparently, flockz enjoys golden showers. =]

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FleshForFantasy 3

I hope he buys you new sheets and a new mattress

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FleshForFantasy 3

I hope he buys you new sheets and a new mattress

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hateevryone 14

and you're dating a guy who still wets the bed?

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attaboy368 20

I knew a guy that did that when he was drinking which was often, and his mommy thought it was so "cute" he was 29~~ gross

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