Health, Embarrassing, Poopoo peepee and Party: It doesn't get better as you get older

It doesn't get better as you get older

By Anonymous - 19/12/2022 09:00

Today, I woke up with a stinky smell piercing my nose. Yesterday there was a party at my boss’s house, where I got super drunk and passed out. When I regained consciousness, I realized my panties were wet, my pants were wet, and, of course, the bed was wet. I’m 21 years old. FML

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You deserved it 1 360

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By goldenshower - 05/02/2010 18:22 - United States

Today, I woke up at a guy's house drunk and soaked in my own pee. I had passed out with all my clothes on. Since I was late for work and didn't have a change of clothes, all I could do was throw my jeans in the dryer. I had to sit all day at work in crusty pee pants. FML

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You deserved it 56 515

By Embarassed - 10/09/2009 05:32 - Canada

Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML

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You deserved it 8 129

By Anonymous - 29/01/2019 16:00

Today, I am now sleeping on the floor because my friend got super drunk at a small party then peed herself in her sleep. I was sleeping beside her and my clothes smell like pee. FML

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You deserved it 238

By gold3nshow3r - 09/03/2017 20:00 - United States - Roanoke

Today, I woke up to a strange wetness covering my body. My drunk roommate's urine. FML

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You deserved it 436

Don't let things get you down, just pish yersel

By Anonymous - 19/07/2023 22:00

Today, I, a grown man in his 30’s, fell asleep and pissed myself like a 2 year-old at bedtime. I was at work on my dinner break and had taken a nap on the break room sofa, which is now soaked in my pee, and I have no change of clothes. Twenty coworkers and 5 senior management all know it was me. FML

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You deserved it 321

By eggnoodles - 13/12/2009 05:44 - United States

Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML

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You deserved it 53 187

By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 00:01 - Australia - Darwin

Today, I woke up in the shower at my coworker's house, with my clothes on and soaking wet. Apparently, the night before I drank too much and punched my best friend. The sad part is, I passed out on the couch, but somehow ended up in the shower, facing the wrong way. FML

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You deserved it 1 892

By :( - 27/01/2014 22:31 - Algeria

Today, I woke up after a night out partying only to find I'd wet the bed. I was so ashamed that I rolled my girlfriend into it to avoid taking the blame. FML

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You deserved it 62 392

Hangover time

By Anonymous - 16/12/2010 20:30 - United States

Today, I woke up to find that I'd left my clothes in my roommate's bedroom. After returning from a night of heavy drinking, I apparently got up to use the bathroom and used her room as a toilet. I don't remember this, but pee stains don't lie. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 336

You deserved it 30 378

By dontpeeonmenxtime - 29/12/2011 14:51 - United States

Today, I woke up to slight memory of my boyfriend leaving for work an hour earlier than originally planned due to "excessive sweat" in my bed. When I removed my sheets and took in a deep whiff, my olfactory receptors instantly knew that his so called "sweat" was actually his urine. FML

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Dr_Alex 10

Monday 19 December 2022 22:34

Could have been worse: The panties are missing, and his bed is wet. But still - YDI. Who gets drunk at the BOSS's house of all places!

Jessica Carey 11

Monday 19 December 2022 14:34

she pissed herself

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JJackLong 12

Monday 19 December 2022 10:01

what happened to you?

Jessica Carey 11

Monday 19 December 2022 14:34

she pissed herself

WhataStrangeTripThisIs 23

Monday 19 December 2022 12:34

Time to take it easy.

RichardPencil 30

Monday 19 December 2022 16:21

We don't know enough to judge whether your behavior was very unprofessional or a golden ticket to blackmail your boss for years. Both can be true!

JackWood 20

Monday 19 December 2022 16:42

From now on when you drink depends. js

Dr_Alex 10

Monday 19 December 2022 22:34

Could have been worse: The panties are missing, and his bed is wet. But still - YDI. Who gets drunk at the BOSS's house of all places!

1known 30

Friday 23 December 2022 9:34

Why do people need to get drunk???

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It doesn't get better as you get older

Same thing different taste

Don't let things get you down, just pish yersel

Hangover time

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