By dontpeeonmenxtime - 29/12/2011 14:51 - United States

Today, I woke up to slight memory of my boyfriend leaving for work an hour earlier than originally planned due to "excessive sweat" in my bed. When I removed my sheets and took in a deep whiff, my olfactory receptors instantly knew that his so called "sweat" was actually his urine. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 014
You deserved it 3 045

Same thing different taste

Comments

aka_Specs 7

So....you're implying you like golden showers?

He'd be washing those sheets. How do you pee and run. He could have at least told you. Nasty dude.

daylife 7

has he ever told you that there's no shame? only a man can wet his girlfriend's bed and run...

wowthatsuckslmao 1

Why would you take a deep whiff in the first place whether it was sweat or something worse, like pee?

He might be too embarrassed. It's probably not a regular thing.

Better pissed off than pissed on, oh yeah, you were pissed on. Kick him to the curb or buy him some diapers!