Cats and Animals: Today, my cat decided that instead of using the brand-new scratching...

By tornkhakis - 24/02/2014 07:20 - United States - Bloomington

Today, my cat decided that instead of using the brand-new scratching post I bought him, he was going to use my pant leg while I was asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2023 15:00

Today, my cat decided to use my keyboard as a scratching post, and now my computer won't work. FML

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By All The Best People Are Crazy~ - 04/11/2016 03:49 - Canada - Oakville

Today, my cat used his expensive new bed for the first time since he got it last month. He used it as a litter box. FML

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By scratchpost - 28/10/2010 12:07 - United States

Today, my cat woke me up by sharpening his claws on my breast. FML

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By crazycat - 13/05/2011 16:23 - Canada

Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML

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By Brinty - 13/03/2010 05:18 - Australia

Today, my new anti-social cat started rubbing on my leg. I thought she must be warming up to me. Then, I looked at my leg and saw she smeared poo all over my work pants. FML

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By ambushcat - 06/07/2012 03:31 - United States

Today, I was messing with my cat by moving my hand around under the sheets to make it look like a mouse, making him pounce at it. Without thinking, I brought my hand up to scratch my nose and was immediately attacked by flailing claws. FML

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By iliku - 01/06/2019 02:00

Today, I was having a romantic evening with my new boyfriend, until we walked into my bedroom and discovered that my cat had ripped apart my pads and had spread them all over the place. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2019 09:00 - United States - Tulsa

Today, my cat attempted to make up for my insomnia with a dead mouse. I have no idea where he got it. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2020 05:02

Today, since getting the new kitten that only I wanted, it has scratched me and peed on my socks, my side of the bed and my laptop. It loves my husband though, who was against getting a cat at all. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2017 20:00

Today, my girlfriend and I slept naked after a great night together. I awoke to a sharp pain in my penis and found our cat trying a new scratching post. FML

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Pleonasm 35

Monday 24 February 2014 17:41

Buy your cat a mannequin wearing some pants to use instead? Actually; Scratch that. It would only end in tears.

Rainhawk94 27

Monday 24 February 2014 17:41

Today the pant leg, tomorrow, the world

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Robtranis 11

Monday 24 February 2014 17:37

Maybe it's time to shave :D... Or wax.

CommunistBanana 8

Monday 24 February 2014 17:42

It was OP's "pant" leg.

ninjuh_wingman 29

Monday 24 February 2014 17:58

8-Is there a reason you just decided to put the word pant in quotation marks?

False_Stupidity 41

Tuesday 25 February 2014 21:36

#8 did that to emphasize the word pant, since #1 clearly missed it.

x14DollaRsx 12

Monday 24 February 2014 17:38

Mauskau 35

Monday 24 February 2014 18:42

Thank you for a very insightful comment.

Wizardo 33

Monday 24 February 2014 18:48

The comment is there, just like the writing you can't see, muggles.

Rizzen 27

Monday 24 February 2014 17:39

ouch, hopefully the scratches werent too bad!

red225 14

Monday 24 February 2014 17:41

Should've known...cats are evil.

Pleonasm 35

Monday 24 February 2014 17:41

Buy your cat a mannequin wearing some pants to use instead? Actually; Scratch that. It would only end in tears.

Rainhawk94 27

Monday 24 February 2014 17:41

Today the pant leg, tomorrow, the world

AshleaJstudent 16

Monday 24 February 2014 17:43

Apparently he felt that your offering was not worthy.

worldclassrager 39

Monday 24 February 2014 17:46

Well you have a new alarm clock...

olpally 32

Monday 24 February 2014 17:56

Hope you didn't get clawed too badly op. Damn cats everywhere trolling us. Evil bastards.

chutney_02 22

Monday 24 February 2014 18:05

Wear dog patterned pyjamas, that'll scare it away!

DavidKnows 11

Tuesday 25 February 2014 19:41

Cats aren't afraid of most dogs. They are excellent fighters! Dogs only have ONE weapon; cats have several.

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