By w_t_f - 18/02/2009 09:16 - United States

Today, I woke up to the sound of scissors. My mom was cutting my hair while I was asleep. FML
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MozReference 0

you get to take care of her when she's too weak to do it for herself. "Boy wants a car from his Dad Dad says, first you gotta cut that hair Boy says, hey Dad Jesus had long hair and Dad says that's right son but Jesus walked everywhere"

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arms_akimbo 0

I think your mom might be insane. Or, you desperately need a haircut.

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alwaysalady 0

My god, you aren't a baby. That's a little invasive. I'd move out. Or lock you door.

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d00d_c0m3_0n 0

Lmao @ #17, that's twisted. You must have really long hair for her to try and put it in your sleep, I know a few guys with mad long hair who just refuse to get rid of it. Like it's their safety blanket.

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MrEldritch 14

And what's wrong with guys keeping their hair "mad long"?

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Malik_fml 0

The first sentence of your FML immediately made me think of Let it Be: "I wake up to the sound of music"

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AliSama 17

i hate it when people push their way of life on you. She probably wanted you to get a hair cut and you didn't want one?

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csigabajnok 0

That is so sick... I'd also talke #2's advice and do the same to her, just to see how she reacts.

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know_your_role 0

if this is your idea of something demeaning to your life, just kill yourself already

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not_so_sane 0

i agree with #2 .. cut her hair ... and thats kinda creepy. Couldnt your mum wait to cut your hair when you were awake ?

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Malik_fml 0

wtf @ immature comments saying that you should cut mom's hair.

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