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By w_t_f - 18/02/2009 09:16 - United States

Today, I woke up to the sound of scissors. My mom was cutting my hair while I was asleep. FML

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By Larz - 26/01/2011 21:49 - Canada

Today, I woke up to a pile of hair on my floor. I looked in the mirror and realized the hair was from my head. I had a dream about cutting my hair and I guess it came true. FML

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By MoreThanABadHairDay - 25/03/2023 04:00

Today, my little sister used scissors she got from school to cut my hair in the middle of the night while I was asleep. Now it looks like someone went at my hair with a chainsaw, and my school's dress code doesn't allow me to wear a hat or anything else to cover it up. FML

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By hair2daygone4ever - 14/01/2010 15:45 - United States

Today, my four-year-old daughter thought it'd be funny to cut my hair while I was sleeping. FML

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Demented

By Anonymous - 16/06/2013 18:49 - France - Le Rove

Today, I woke up to my bratty younger sister cutting through my hair with a pair of scissors. I now look like a freak, and my mum bitched me out for being angry, all because my sister claimed she'd been sleep-walking. Her demented smirk said otherwise. FML

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By ellieowenie - 29/07/2012 08:11 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my 4-year-old son cut half of my hair when I was asleep because he thought I would look better that way. FML

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Good one, mom

By hairdresser - 18/10/2009 15:27 - Thailand

Today, my mum started yelling at me for leaving scissors on my desk, which my five year-old sister found and chopped all her hair off. She had a lump of hair as proof. After three minutes of her yelling, me crying and apologizing, she laughed and said she was joking. She'd just given my sister a haircut. FML

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Real dream

By kaley - 14/12/2019 03:00

Today, I woke up to find that I had given myself a haircut in my sleep. I have a presentation today and a job interview tomorrow. FML

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By thejbarrick50 - 21/05/2012 02:29 - United States - Bergen

Today, I decided to save a few bucks and let my mother cut my hair. I then had to wait in the hospital for attention due to the fact that she cut the tip of my ear off. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2010 21:59 - New Zealand

Today, my dad came up behind me with a pair of scissors, and pretended to snip away at my hair. I was sure he was joking, so I just sat there and didn't react. Later, I felt the back of my head and looked at my hand. Suffice it to say, I now have a large bald patch on the back of my head. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2017 06:00 - Canada - Calgary

Today, at the hairdresser's, I fell asleep while my hair was being washed. My barber had to shake me awake. FML

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MozReference 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 17:39

you get to take care of her when she's too weak to do it for herself. "Boy wants a car from his Dad Dad says, first you gotta cut that hair Boy says, hey Dad Jesus had long hair and Dad says that's right son but Jesus walked everywhere"

arms_akimbo 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 15:48

I think your mom might be insane. Or, you desperately need a haircut.

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brkn_hearted 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 8:31

total bitch move...

tomk_fml 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 15:20

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA. #7 Oh my god.

OMGobstoppers 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 21:24

WOW.. ur hair must be pretty awful 4 ur mom 2 have 2 cut it in ur sleep

Rowdey 10

Saturday 2 June 2012 4:45

Does it take 2 long for you 2 type out words? 4 real man. It's ******* annoying.

greeneggsnsam 0

Monday 25 May 2009 5:00

Ladies and gentlemen: Sweeney Todd! bwahaha, that was just a hilarious fml ^_^

MetalCraze 11

Monday 1 June 2009 19:28

move out your mom is creepy

journeyfan 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 23:06

What a bitch

retardthinkswhat 3

Friday 5 June 2009 5:17

That happened to a kid at my school too

shinigamiboi 0

Monday 8 June 2009 16:51

haaha .... did you have like super fringe or something.

hcolovex0x 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 19:56

Why the hell would she do that? FYL

Boweezee 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 6:36

Damn hippies and your long hair.

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