Transportation: Today, I woke up to the sound of sirens. My ex-girlfriend, who... - FML

By hotride - 15/12/2010 16:34

Today, I woke up to the sound of sirens. My ex-girlfriend, who I had broken up with the day before, had set my car on fire. I had just finished restoring it. I was going to insure it today. FML

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jd7546 0

Thursday 16 December 2010 16:47

I had just started restoring it when I got it, and nobody would insure it when I got it. it looked like a junkyard heap of shit, I just got it back the day before I broke up with her. still have the burnt up shell in my drive way that I have to dispose of :(

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Hump_Zilla 0

Wednesday 15 December 2010 19:05

prosecute her...sue...for value of car...if you just finished restoring it I'm sure you van het receipts to help fight your case

dougierocks 13

Wednesday 15 December 2010 18:59

Can you prove it? will you prosecute her? it'll keep her outta your hair for a while..

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bigbangvip1 7

Friday 17 May 2013 22:05

i had to read this twice because the first time i thought it said cat ._.

MarkToast 19

Tuesday 10 December 2013 21:55

For some reason I read "car" as "cat"

hggtre 15

Thursday 13 February 2014 3:09

And women call men the dicks

liz622 3

Wednesday 5 March 2014 6:30

Sue her!

bigman378 3

Saturday 10 May 2014 22:27

Did it look nice before

baxterlondon 10

Tuesday 27 October 2015 5:04

ughh Sue her

couchpotato69 2

Tuesday 6 September 2016 13:12

Well, you shouldn't have done what you did. You obviously did something horrible to this poor girl to drive her to do something so extreme.

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