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you can win giant plush rats at festivals... it was probably the tail maybe their were no interesting/hot guys out that night.
lol, you must of been wasted.
You really need a boyfriend/girlfriend if a stuffed rat is getting more action than u r, plus u deserved it for getting that drunk
I don't think she was partying alone at home, like some of you oddly assume - after all, right in the first sentence it says "an intense night OUT." So OP, here's what I think happened: you went out on the town with friends, got wasted, picture-taking ensued. Later in the evening, you a) were reviewing the evening's photos, hated them, and deleted them, or b) drunkenly erased them by mistake. But never fear, probably you weren't the only one with a camera, so one of your dear friends has all the embarrassing evidence leading up to the rat's delight. My guess would be some sort of rejection (you hit on a guy, he shoots you down cause you're acting like a drunken slob), followed by a couple shots and some "Guys are rubbish! Men are so stupid. They're dogs - no, they're rats! Like this giant plush rat I carry around with me at all times" (sure, why not) "I don't need a man - look, I can have fun with this rat..." Am I close?
you can still recover you pictures yet, if you still have the SD card.
Hahahaa. Dude, FYL! Post that shit on youtube, ASAP.
I've got some bad news for you...you're a furry.
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holy shit
Since when did giant plush rats have genitals?