Poopoo peepee, Party, Hangover and Miscellaneous: Wild night - FML

Wild night

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Norway

Today, I woke up with a hangover. I had a party last night. Besides a stolen TV, someone seemingly decided to take a dump in my piano. FML

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Wild night, huh?

By Anonymous - 06/06/2019 22:00

Today, I had a party at my house. I have a nice laptop that I hook up to the stereo, but someone almost spilt beer on it, so I took it downstairs. Later on in the night, I went down to look something up on it. Someone had taken a shit on it. FML

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Partaaaaay!

By Anonymous - 18/07/2013 18:16 - Canada - Kelowna

Today, I woke up after passing out at a very small house party. I'd set a three drink limit, but apparently nobody listened, because there were beer cans everywhere, half my stuff was on the floor, and someone had shat in my bathtub. I had to clean all of it up alone. FML

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The hangover, part 46

By Anonymous - 19/07/2022 04:00

Today, it’s my birthday. I woke up with a raging hangover and my house being completely trashed from the party I didn’t really want, and can barely even remember, since I got so drunk from the nerves of having to host it. FML

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By drunk - 06/03/2010 07:38 - Australia

Today, I woke up on a friend's floor with a massive hangover after her party last night. My friend, who was next to me, barfed all over me. She then told me that while I was drunk last night, I made out with her dog as well as two of our other friend's boyfriends. FML

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Can't handle it

By Anonymous - 20/01/2021 14:01 - Germany

Today, I feel hung over. Don’t feel up to anything except slouching on the sofa, nursing my headache. Must have been one hell of a party, lots of booze, right? Actually, all I did was go to bed at 11:30 last night, instead of my usual 8.30. FML

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Some fun was had

By Anonymous - 24/09/2024 22:00 - United Kingdom - Barnsley

Today, I got home from a holiday to find out that my flatmate had thrown a party. Everything seemed fine at first, then I noticed that someone had taken a dump in my running shoes that were in my bedroom closet. FML

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You deserved it 74

Hair of the dog

By shartface12 - 06/06/2014 22:01 - United States - San Jose

Today, after a big house party the night before, I woke up with a dry mouth and a pounding hangover. I took a swig from a cup I'd left on my bedside table the night before, thinking it was water. Nope; it was vodka. FML

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Spectacle

By chunderful202 - 24/12/2012 08:46 - United Kingdom - Romford

Today, I woke up with a hangover from hell. My clothes were stained with vomit, I was propped up on the sofa with a bowl between my knees, and my hair tied to one side. My mum was taking photos to send to Grandma. FML

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By pukeytimes - 10/04/2015 23:03 - Australia - Leichhardt

Today, I decided to do a good bit of spring cleaning. When my apartment was finally spotless I went to lie down. I woke up later to find my drunk flatmate passed out in a puddle of her own puke on the living room's carpet. FML

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Paperweight

By caramelkarma - 15/04/2009 19:47 - United States

Today, I woke up on my mom's couch with a wicked hangover. I made a mad dash for the toilet but felt the wave coming after two steps. I grabbed a bag of trash next to the front door and showed it no mercy. After I'd recovered and cleaned up, Mom asked if I'd seen the bag containing her Tax Materials. FML

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Top comments

doink 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 16:25

Talk about a party-pooper, eh? Har, har, har....

pcegrl22 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 16:05

sounds like a rager!

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pcegrl22 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 16:05

sounds like a rager!

george456 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 16:11

ouch. FYL

RaKum12 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 19:44

ur fault 4 bein stupid n gettin wasted at ur party

martial42 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 20:45

sounds like a good a party

nm22395 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 20:53

Sorry!

UsaTrackstar 0

Friday 29 January 2010 3:26

shut up virgin

natedog193 0

Friday 29 January 2010 7:37

lmao

ErezMA 0

Friday 29 January 2010 8:04

You type like a moron.

Hot_Gurl4556 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 5:55

lol 76 anyways dude that's gonna be fun to pick up

luvtheknot 6

Saturday 23 October 2010 1:33

looks like someone found the brown note

jesusstolemybike_fml 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 16:06

FYL for having friends/knowing people that would come to your home and take a crap in your piano. edit- seemingly? They either took a dump or didn't...there's not very much that can be mistaken for human excrement, save for animal poop. Even then, FYL for knowing people that would put animal poop in your piano.

namnams 3

Thursday 28 January 2010 17:03

The language in this FML is absolutely awful. It was actually difficult for me to read.

chadwick110480 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 22:23

I was going to say/type something like that, but you said it better and you corrected his seemingly- great- I can't spell for shit, but I do get a kick out of the "grammar Nazi's." feel free to correct me anytime. :)

namnams 3

Thursday 28 January 2010 22:54

In this case "Nazi's" shouldn't have an apostrophe.

omnistryder 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 23:13

LQTM

Extacy23 0

Friday 29 January 2010 4:45

^^ chad looks like a complete douesher

silver0jay 11

Tuesday 24 May 2011 9:27

At least he's man enough to actually put up a picture.

shabadabba 14

Wednesday 18 January 2017 4:59

Maybe he did it?

Gen_Knowledge 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 16:07

That's the reason why you never make a party at your home! Because you ahve to clean up the whole shit!

noPENGSinALASKA 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 19:41

well said. cleaning up shit sucks!

Anteezy 7

Thursday 28 January 2010 16:09

Nice party.

sourgirl101 28

Thursday 28 January 2010 16:15

I saw who it was that did it! It was the guy drinking the 151

Peter_File 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 16:18

Hahahahahahahahahahaha I laughed :D it must be crap for you but I can imagine how funny it will seem in 2 years :P

unfortunate_13 5

Thursday 28 January 2010 16:33

exactly, haha! sounds like something that could happen to ted from how I met your mother

doink 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 16:25

Talk about a party-pooper, eh? Har, har, har....

mizzleshizzle 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 20:49

I lol'd

Cliona_fml 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 13:22

Thumbs up

luke1998 0

Tuesday 1 March 2011 8:22

omfg good one lmao

Carbonchild 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 16:35

Your choice of friends shows you're an idiot.

SubjectX 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 18:58

you shouldn't get yourself that over the top wasted anyway.

ChadHelton 8

Saturday 5 September 2015 6:54

never had problems like that because I'm not friends with assholes. drunk and break shit, yup. #12 kudos on your and you're.

DangerMike 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 16:43

Yeah it wouldn't have happened if he'd kept a Handel on the situation.

youthink_fml 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 17:00

Exactly why children shouldn't drink and neither should people that have children as friends. YDI.

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