Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up with a hangover after an intense night out....

By crunkdrunk - 31/05/2009 05:48 - United States

Today, I woke up with a hangover after an intense night out. I decided to look at my camera to figure out what happened the night before. All my pictures were deleted except one video of me dancing to Lollipop by Lil Wayne, and giving a lapdance and head to my giant plush rat. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Norway

Today, I woke up with a hangover. I had a party last night. Besides a stolen TV, someone seemingly decided to take a dump in my piano. FML

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By Jason the flasher - 15/09/2018 22:00

Today, I went to a party that my friends were throwing. I had a great time and got blackout drunk. I woke up to videos from my girlfriend from last night. At some point I'd managed to take off my shorts and boxers and spent the rest of the party naked from the waist down. FML

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By lifesucks - 24/02/2009 19:21 - United States

Today, I walked into work after being completly wasted last night. I was sitting in a meeting when all of a sudden the presenter had gotten an e-mail saying "crazy girl dances on tables at local bar". So obviously everyone wanted to watch it. That crazy girl was me. FML

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By Sebastian20 - 08/05/2013 11:05 - Netherlands - Groningen

Today, after a night of heavy drinking, I woke up handcuffed to my bed. My friends who are responsible for this think it's hilarious and claimed not to remember where they put the keys. They took pictures, then left. FML

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By drunkennight - 23/11/2009 03:45 - Canada

Today, I woke up after a night out at the bar, immediately remembering that I had lost my cell phone, my ID and somehow spent $100. Feeling like shit already, my friend then goes on to tell me that I flashed the entire bar, and ran around the hotel naked. FML

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By sexyfreak2510 - 03/09/2009 06:47 - South Africa

Today, at my bachelorette party, I got so wasted, I ended up giving my stripper a lap dance because he "wasn't doing it properly". There's photos. FML

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Hair of the dog

By shartface12 - 06/06/2014 22:01 - United States - San Jose

Today, after a big house party the night before, I woke up with a dry mouth and a pounding hangover. I took a swig from a cup I'd left on my bedside table the night before, thinking it was water. Nope; it was vodka. FML

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By drunk - 06/03/2010 07:38 - Australia

Today, I woke up on a friend's floor with a massive hangover after her party last night. My friend, who was next to me, barfed all over me. She then told me that while I was drunk last night, I made out with her dog as well as two of our other friend's boyfriends. FML

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Restore device

By Anonymous - 08/04/2023 12:00 - Canada - Québec

Today, I woke up to find out that my phone, which contained all of my pictures and videos from the past year, had completely crashed. Despite trying everything, I couldn't recover any of the data, even from the cloud backup. All those memories, gone forever. FML

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This is the rhythm of the night

By rikitsumiatsu - 10/04/2020 02:00

Today, my wife showed me a video she took of me last night. I was shit-faced, dancing half naked to '90s club music in the middle of the street at midnight. She won't stop laughing at me and replaying the video. FML

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Sunday 31 May 2009 15:45

holy shit

cheese1756 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 15:47

Since when did giant plush rats have genitals?

Comments

sfsdfsf 0

Monday 1 June 2009 4:34

i'm sorry... how the hell is this an fml?

EG_dod 0

Monday 1 June 2009 4:53

Mickey is very happy right now!

awillowcabin 0

Monday 1 June 2009 5:00

that's ******* hilarious! hahahahahahahaha.

Somebody52 0

Monday 1 June 2009 5:09

O_o *eye twitch*

ihearnoises 0

Monday 1 June 2009 5:29

when I see "intense night out" i automatically press YDI

GrapefruitZoe 0

Monday 1 June 2009 5:39

AHAHAHAHA. Giant plush rat. Hot. Oh man...

Trollipop_fml 0

Monday 1 June 2009 5:52

LMAO! Youtube it now bitch, you will be the winrar!

26242 0

Monday 1 June 2009 6:32

Sweet Jesus, you have a giant plush rat!

FlyMeToTheMoon 0

Monday 1 June 2009 6:55

This is the first FML to make me ROFL in ages. I SO need to see this video haha!

Eiotlrd 0

Monday 1 June 2009 6:56

Today, I woke up with a hangover after an intense night out. I remember filming a video of me dancing to Lollipop by Lil Wayne, and giving a lapdance and head to my giant plush rat. I left my camera at the party. FML