Health: Today, I woke up with a high fever and hallucinations. I called...

By Anna - 18/06/2011 16:54 - Estonia

Today, I woke up with a high fever and hallucinations. I called for my mother, who after checking me, swore that I was just hungover from a night of partying, called me a "f*cking hedonist", and refused to help. FML

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You deserved it 4 532

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By loveurlifejk - 28/12/2011 06:32 - United States

Today, I was woken up to my mother screaming obscenities at me, all because I threw up last night after days of not feeling well, and the flushing of the toilet afterwards woke her up. FML

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You deserved it 2 131

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By space_cadet90818 - 08/03/2010 00:16 - United States

Today, I woke up with one of the worst migraines I've had in months. My mother (who thinks I'm a hypochondriac) began to scream at me about "making up an illness". When I asked for my meds, she called me an addict, and dumped my $300 prescription down the sink. FML

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You deserved it 2 931

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By chunderful202 - 24/12/2012 08:46 - United Kingdom - Romford

Today, I woke up with a hangover from hell. My clothes were stained with vomit, I was propped up on the sofa with a bowl between my knees, and my hair tied to one side. My mum was taking photos to send to Grandma. FML

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You deserved it 41 551

By Anonymous - 22/06/2016 12:36 - Hungary - Budapest

Today, I had a horrible case of the flu. I have a fever of 102 degrees and I can't breathe through my nose. Choosing to sleep it off turns out to be enough for my mom to call me a lazy fuck and scream at me for doing nothing all day. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 393

You deserved it 1 494

By adam - 03/02/2010 20:10 - France

Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML

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You deserved it 40 684

By Anonymous - 22/12/2010 22:23 - United States

Today, my mother took a bunch of sleeping pills, then went driving. I followed her and dialed 911. Now she thinks that I was "trying to get her arrested," and she refuses to talk to me ever again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 157

You deserved it 4 856

By Username - 11/08/2019 16:00 - United States

Today, I have a horrible hangover. My mom also decided it was a good day to go hiking. I ended up puking on the trail. FML

I agree, your life sucks 836

You deserved it 1 559

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By Ohkourt - 20/04/2020 05:00

Today, I woke up only to find my half-naked drunk mother in my living room, talking in her sleep about how much she hates me. She still doesn't see what's wrong with this picture. FML

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You deserved it 126

By ipayyourbillsgorramit - 24/08/2012 23:29 - Australia - Queanbeyan

Today, after getting home from a twelve-hour shift at work, I got into bed and passed out. My mother soon woke me up, screaming that she could tell I was "fake sleeping" and ignoring her lecture on how I need to stop being so "lazy". FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 453

You deserved it 1 908

By AnastasiyaNicholas - 18/02/2012 14:20 - United States

Today, my drunken mother woke up after having passed out and yelled at me for ditching school. It took half an hour to explain that it's 5:00, and I've already been to school. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 737

You deserved it 2 042

Idonebeenhad 17

Saturday 18 June 2011 23:45

I think #2 is ******* retarded, who agrees with me?

MrSexyPants 14

Saturday 18 June 2011 23:23

Maybe you hallucinated all of that happening.

Comments

rattusrattus 18

Sunday 19 June 2011 0:41

"Hello Auntie... I feel sick... urgh... I'll call you back in a minute, a vampire is mooning me... ugh... yes I am sick... Mum thinks I'm hungover..."

Rickrollol_fml 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 0:43

did he died?

MrXerxes5 6

Sunday 19 June 2011 0:46

Thats what you get for eating those poop and soy burgers the Japs just invented.

paradiseisland01 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 0:46

I honestly hate when parents really don't give a crap about there own children. that's really a crying shame. they should really be proud of themselves.

briarisafaggot 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 1:01

oh wow. that's sucks, sorry OP. fyl. get better. :3

berryblue 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 1:02

wow wonderful mother

candys123 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 1:18

BUT were you really also hung over from a night of partying? cause if you were then you deserve it!

Phase 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 3:52

You sir. Are a *******.

mehwhocares 9

Sunday 19 June 2011 1:26

I'm sorry your mother's like that, but if your fever is so high that you are hallucinating, then you really should get yourself to a hospital right now.