By Anonymous - 06/01/2012 22:49 - United States
Same thing different taste
Knowledge is power
By andy - 28/01/2013 04:36 - United States - Long Beach
By Anonymous - 29/10/2010 23:53 - United States
By baby names - 23/09/2018 22:00
By lawdy - 21/05/2017 20:00
By anotherfmladdict - 26/09/2013 07:06 - United States - Muscatine
By Anonymous - 16/08/2009 17:14 - United States
Cool rapper name
By Dor51 - 27/10/2013 19:52 - United States - Tacoma
By noway - 03/01/2014 11:03 - France - Cholet
By numbnuts - 23/09/2013 05:48 - Canada - Nanaimo
By -___- - 14/09/2012 23:06 - Sweden - Stockholm
Top comments
Comments
What is wrong with parents nowadays?! Do they hate their kids? There was a mother who was on the news because she named her child "Facebook Me Soon".. WTF?!?!
I bet the guys are gonna eat her out in 18 years.
Twinkle is nothing, in America there is a girl named "Tula does the hula in Hawaii". Poor girl.
On the radio this morning, the morning show I was listening to was doing a story on people with strange names, and a lady called and said she knew someone who named their child "krazi". She also had two other children named "ocean" and "America".
People be trolling with their kids names nowadays
I thought Tula does the hula in Hawaii was New Zealand.
Knew a guy in HS named zero
31, how do you pronounce 7? O.o
Heard people would name their kids things like Sparta so that they could introduce them like this: 'THIS, IS, SPARTA!' Gotta admit, it's kind of funny.
7 is actually a cool name. They stole the idea from Sienfeld though.
There's a smart senior at my HS whose name is Casey Anthony. I'm serious, no joke.
Well then #75, you'll have to accept the fact that your Rocket man will be burning out his fuse up there alone...
A girl at school is named "Ladasha". But it's spelled like "La-a". Also this guy that worked next door was named "F". Haha
Actually that's a pretty cool name, just sayin. I think sub-zero would be cooler though
Lol reply to 68 ^^
A guy in my school was named O. Yep, just the letter O.
I went to school with a girl named Aquanetta and another girl named Crystal Shanda Leer.
112- my coworker is a teacher, an she teaches twins named L'monjello and Oranjello. I really think she wanted citrus Jell-o.
Two of my really good friends are named Heaven and Angel. I also know someone named Lady. People are running out of names these days.
I know a chick who named her son Chevy and i know a guy named alonzo zuke. Coolest last name ever
I know a woman with the last name Waters. She named her 3 kids Fiji, Evian and Spring... Smh
People these days..
I know a girl named Tirzah Joy... After reading these comments, I'm glad my parents gave me a normal name. :p
There is a lady in town where I live that named her twins lemonjello and orangejello. I know, ridiculous.
I'm surprised nobody mentioned the Swedish kid named Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116 (pronounced Albin) yet.
My husbands brother named his kid tofu.. And he's Asian so it seemed incredibly stereotypical
I know a pair of twin girls name lemon jello and orange jello (pronounced lemawnjelo and orngello)
I didn't read the other comments and I guess they are halfway common names I also met a lady named ******** (shi theed)
Forever alone ...
My mom went to school with someone named Female. Pronounced "fee-mall-aye". The kid's mother was a foreigner who didn't speak any English, and when asked to sign the birth certificate and papers and such, she saw the word "female" and thought that in America, doctors name your children for you.
Cream Filling = A Baby in 9 Months OP's patient just flipped the equation and called it good.
You = win
My sister married into COXS as a last name..
Was the lady fat?
At my high school, we have to wear IDs. Well, I picked up a girl's ID on the floor. Her name was Skittles...
There was a girl in my grade school named Tay-A pronounced Tay-Dash-Uh. I was like o.O wtf?
I knew a kid in my elementary school named HomoSafeway.
Wow such American parents to name your kid 'Rocket'
112 - pretty sure my friend's mom taught the child you're referring to. When she told us we couldn't stop laughing & ended making fun of it in a skit at a camp for the incoming freshman. On a different note, everyone should Google "20 Bizzare Celebrity Baby Names" and read the Cracked article. So sad.
That's just bad ass.
My name is ******** and my brother is fuckwad
At least the patient isn't naming her child Penis head or Dick face.
Fail.
Fkn A, Darth is an awesome name.my sons name is darken. Darken has cuzns named taitem,Skye rayne,kelupb lastat(sp?),chyia,macianna,and Phoenix,or and stormy. Darkens name came from the sword of truth book series. Or legend of the seeker TV show is what most ppl know.
HOLY S$&@ 101 REPLIES.
Lol I just posted a comment on that, didn't know it was already said
I've come across a few people named "Hardick".. I think it's an Indian name..
254 - What about his underachieving brother Fuckwad?
One of my teachers named their baby girl "Starship enterprise". Oh lord.
347, Hardick is also a surname and I know a very English family with that surname. These names, you can tell only Americans come up with them. In England I haven't seen or heard of any stupid names like that apart from foreign families or people in London.
One of my tenants let her idiot boyfriend name her unborn daughter. His choice was "Silence". Two months later she caught him messing around with another woman in their bed. Good thing she gave him the final decision *rolleyes*
Someone named their child Dovahkiin, named after the protagonist from Skyrim. It was all over the internet for awhile.
My teacher's name is Emil. He writes it Email. Lol
364 There is also a player named Marc gas-hole These grizzlies with their odd names lol
ITS A SAD SAD SITUATION ....
My parents knew people named Ima Pig and Harry Knee. And my aunt helped deliver a baby who was later named after a sign in the hospital room: Nosmo King. (No smoking.)
Ocean and America aren't that bad. I've met a girl named Ocean but I draw the line at Krazi.
I would so do that and when he had children of his own they could become Spartans.
115: I'm still laughing... I love your comment.. XD
Ok eye love you sounds good lets chat
My boyfriend worked for an indian guy called harddick! I cracked up laughing everytime I heard his name! Makes it even funnier because he was a tight arse!
Every form that kid has to fill out is going to be assumed as a mistake... First name: First...
Wasn't he the guy off of my name is earl??
Patrick (Pat) McRotch Dixie Rect Richard (Dick) Stroker But seriously I saw one the other day named DaRealyst Jones.
I have a friend named Special
I have a friend named special
It's the start of Panem and the Hunger Games.
Lol theres a kid at my school named rocket XD
I literally know someone named "D" yep, just D. Also at my elementary school, someone is named Princess. She is soo not a princess.
#173 Is his girlfriend's name Buffy?
I grew up with someone named "'Harry dick '
What the hell is wrong with John or Emily.
I think some people name their son like just to do the Star Wars thing, also when looking through my school yearbook, there was someone with the last name "Pizza"
I work with a woman named Gay Ann. That's al her first name.
I feel bad for that child
Don't feel bad for me.
Yes sir.
Parents name their kids thibgs they cant afford; Diamond, Porche, Mortgage.
In China, parents tried to name their kid '@'.
My dad's cousin's name is 'Orey Norey Pearly Victori'. I met her once. She looked like she had a hard life.
In Belgium we have something called 'Brinky'. Mmmmmmm... brinky*drool*
It's okay, OP; that's a ridiculous name, and I feel sorry for the baby.
Poor kid now I feel like craving a twinkie:)
If the phrase "you are what you eat" stands true, that's going to be one fat child.
I'm all for original names, but twinkie is just ridicoulous.
124- in this case the phrase would have to be "you eat what you are"
Probably sucks now that Twinkies aren't being made anymore.
The poor baby... I understand why you laughed.
The kid is destined to be obese!
I know how you feel. I'll be 48 in 2043
Atleast she wasnt named fried butter
Sounds tasty.
LMFAO!, that girl is going to get bullied when she grows up xD "Hello my name's Twinkie" lol
Only if she's fat.
Did the patient work as a Hostess?
I see what you did there...
I think everyone is glad there not the baby.
*They're
That mom is asking for her kid to be punched in the face multiple times in school...
That . . . Or getting bullied so much that she commits suicide. Poor kid. Dumbass parent.
Well, how would they expect you to react? "Oh that's a beautiful name!" Yeah right.
Keywords
![FMyLife](/images/v2/logo-fml.png)
![FMyLife](/images/v2/logo-fml.png)
What is wrong with parents nowadays?! Do they hate their kids? There was a mother who was on the news because she named her child "Facebook Me Soon".. WTF?!?!
Heard people would name their kids things like Sparta so that they could introduce them like this: 'THIS, IS, SPARTA!' Gotta admit, it's kind of funny.