By snow - 17/11/2017 01:30

Today, I woke up with a massive hangover after passing out at a wild party the night before. Apparently my friends couldn't find a marker, because I woke up with dozens of dicks drawn on my body and face in henna. I have a job interview today. FML
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namine120409 42

I mean, not cool on their part but did you really think getting drunk enough to pass out the day before your interview was the best decision?

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interesting33 36

although getting drunk and being hungover before a job interview is not he eat, you do not deserve henna on your face. I'm sure you would have been ok at the interview had they not done that. That really does suck. What did you do in the end?

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RichardPencil 30

I hope you’re applying at Dick’s Sporting Goods. They’ll love your enthusiasm for Dick’s.

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Symphoniaes 32

You can rub salted olive oil into the henna and it’ll remove

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Oogly979 8

Passing out drunk the night before an interview. Guess your potential employers should count themselves lucky they didn't hire an irresponsible moron.

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Mortimer14 9

An emergency visit to a makeup parlor should cover the marks long enough for the interview. After that, see your dermatologist or just wait for it to wash out (7-10 days I believe).

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Chad Bishop 7

your fault for drinking the day before a big interview

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Aurora25 29

Why would you get drunk the day before your interview in the first place?

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Matthew Irmen 11

Really? At least your interviewer won't have to ask any questions to know you're a dick

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

"Today, I woke up with a massive hangover after passing out at a wild party the night before." YDI right there. But knowing you had a job interview the next day, and you still went to a wild party and got so drunk you passed out? Yeah, triple YDI.

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DanielleinDC 33

Anything that involves drinking too much at a wild party is an automatic YDI. Anything that involves getting drunk at a wild party the day before you have a job interview is doubly a YDI. It didn't occur to you to moderate your drinking?

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