Work: Today, I was supposed to hear back from a job I interviewed for....

By KimberleyIrene - 20/07/2009 22:35 - Canada

Today, I was supposed to hear back from a job I interviewed for. The guy called me and told me I got it. I said "Thank you, thank you, thank you!!" He responded with "You're welcome Emily". My name isn't Emily, it's Kim. He got the numbers mixed up. FML

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soulfhood24 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 9:09

Change your name to Emily.

EdMcK515 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 9:12

Pull a George Costanza and just show up for the job.

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soulfhood24 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 9:09

Change your name to Emily.

Imawhalerider 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 11:21

incognito job steal. steal that identity, get pictures and stuff. start to look like her and know her. then you got the job

cucuto89 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 14:12

nah, imo just go into work tomorrow and be like eh... wassup

Emberlin 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 1:05

Why didn't the boss man say "Hi Emily, this is ____" when she picked up the phone? That's HIS fault for not calling her by her name early on so that Kim could get a clue