Health: Today, I woke up with a migrane, so I took one of my prescription...

By Screwed in Seattle - 05/02/2011 16:13 - United States

Today, I woke up with a migrane, so I took one of my prescription migrane pills to get me through my day. The pill made me dizzy and nauseous, so I took a motion-sickness pill. That pill gave me a migrane. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2014 20:35 - United States - New Iberia

Today, I puked up an anti-nausea pill. FML

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By brainfart - 19/09/2020 10:01

Today, I was put on a medication for severe migraines. One of the side effects is difficulty concentrating and word recall. I was writing a paper and sat there trying to remember how to spell "isn't." This medication better work. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2022 06:00 - Australia

Today, I was prescribed medication to treat the headaches, caused by the medication to treat the lethargy, caused by the medication to treat my crippling nerve pain, without which I'd be stuck in a wheelchair. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2010 09:34 - United States

Today, I had a headache when I woke up for school. I had final exams that day, so I took what I thought were 2 advils. They were two sleeping pills. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2020 19:02 - United States - Weslaco

Today, I learned that pregnancy makes me more prone to migraines, but the only pain killer I can take makes me vomit. So I have to choose between being in pain and vomiting for hours on end. FML

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By Pointless - 10/07/2021 08:01 - Australia - Toowoomba

Today, I got a concussion when banging my head. I got extremely nauseous and nearly passed out. The emergency doctor gave me anti-nausea pills. The top three side effects are headache, dizziness and drowsiness. I have no idea if they're working. FML

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By space_cadet90818 - 08/03/2010 00:16 - United States

Today, I woke up with one of the worst migraines I've had in months. My mother (who thinks I'm a hypochondriac) began to scream at me about "making up an illness". When I asked for my meds, she called me an addict, and dumped my $300 prescription down the sink. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2022 19:00 - United States - Chester

Today, I discovered what it feels like to be extremely constipated while having a vomit-inducing migraine. FML

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By Neurocardiogenic Syncope - 24/08/2012 04:08 - Canada

Today, I have a heart condition that causes migraines and fainting, so I take salt tablets to stop the fainting. The migraines can lead to a stroke, so I have medication for them. The medication has a side effect: fainting. And to avoid migraines, I should avoid salt. FML

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By Chard of Glass - 04/10/2016 12:45 - Canada - Marystown

Today, I woke up with a nasty cough. My mother gave me cough syrup for it. After about 30 minutes, I was dizzy, nauseous, and high as a fucking kite. Turns out the cough syrup reacts badly with my prescription medications, making me even sicker than I already was. FML

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Saturday 5 February 2011 19:58

don't take so many pills...

attatood 8

Saturday 5 February 2011 21:28

What, can NOBODY spell "migraine" correctly, including the OP?? I'm beginning to wonder what language this website is in, since obviously nobody knows how to speak or spell in English. I know, I know... but I just had to say it before the nazi's get carried away :)

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forza_italia88 2

Saturday 5 February 2011 23:40

you should buy this drug called anagrain! its the best! my doctor gave it to me when i was sick! it helps get rid of migraines while relieving nausea! its the best for a hangover :P

tardis99 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 0:18

You should have taken the steak-taste-better pill and eaten a steak, instead.

dizzyizzy97 3

Sunday 6 February 2011 0:30

If you got dizzy and nauseous then u should have eaten and drank something. you should have also laid down on the couch with ur feet in the air. (: Face is pale, lift the tail. Face is red, lift the head.

Quasar55_fml 18

Sunday 6 February 2011 1:01

You have created a perpetual motion !

ALBATROSS9080 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 2:00

I don't really take pills for this reason

googlegirl496 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 3:22

to bad they don't make a pill for winy little bitch,,, that's what op needs!!!:)

nerdsgetmehot 22

Sunday 6 February 2011 3:45

#53 Migraines can be awful to live with. I'm guessing that OP gets migraines on almost a daily basis...I can't imagine dealing with that, can you?

nerdsgetmehot 22

Sunday 6 February 2011 3:49

I have a friend in Seattle who also suffers from migraines...Nearly on a daily basis, which I can't even imagine dealing with! I know that she goes through a lot of pain, and I hate that she has to deal with it so often. I'm so sorry that you seem to be going through the same thing, since I know that it sucks a TON for my friend!

tona01 16

Sunday 6 February 2011 3:59

please don't get angry, but you have friends that have suffered a lot, one that got hit by a distracted driver(rest in peace) one that suffers terrible headaches, and a few that suffered something i can't remember

nerdsgetmehot 22

Sunday 6 February 2011 4:04

#57 The person who got hit by a distracted driver wasn't a friend, it was the husband of my boss at the time. I can't recall the other friends that apparently suffer from various other terrible things according to you, though...