Health: Today, I had a headache when I woke up for school. I had final...

By Anonymous - 14/11/2010 09:34 - United States

Today, I had a headache when I woke up for school. I had final exams that day, so I took what I thought were 2 advils. They were two sleeping pills. FML

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By fuuuuck - 28/01/2010 00:27 - Canada

Today, I had a very important test. Last night, I'd had such bad leg pains that I couldn't sleep, so I took two very strong painkillers and went to sleep pain-free. I apparently accidentally overdosed, because when I woke up, I couldn't see properly or even stand up. And I missed my test. FML

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By StillDrowsy - 09/10/2009 12:29 - United States

Today, I woke up in the hallway. I took a sleeping pill the night before to get a good sleep in for work, but it turns out it was too strong. I got dizzy and passed out on my way to my bed, fell in the hall and chipped my two front teeth, and slept there - straight through work the next day. FML

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By M_Kclift1994 - 20/01/2010 23:19 - United States

Today, I fell asleep after finishing my exam. I had a dream I was falling and woke up smashing my face on the desk. Everyone laughed. FML

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By Screwed in Seattle - 05/02/2011 16:13 - United States

Today, I woke up with a migrane, so I took one of my prescription migrane pills to get me through my day. The pill made me dizzy and nauseous, so I took a motion-sickness pill. That pill gave me a migrane. FML

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By BigToe - 26/04/2011 16:00 - United States

Today, I broke my toe. My mom didn't think it was necessary to take me to hospital, opting to give me some painkillers instead. They were so strong that I fell asleep for an hour during my exam. FML

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By Michael - 25/10/2011 15:00 - Australia

Today, while taking pills for a headache, I threw my head back to help get the pills down, and in the process, whacked it against the brick windowsill behind me. FML

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Away with the fairies

By peoplesuck - 14/05/2009 07:51 - United States

Today, I stayed up all night to study for my anatomy final at 9 a.m. I studied outside the testing room in the hall all night. Apparently, I fell asleep with my headphones on, as my friend woke me up after walking out of the test, asking how I did. 300 classmates walked by and no one woke me up. FML

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By sleepy - 15/10/2009 15:48 - United States

Today, I had a Biochemistry exam. I studied all night but took a nap to get some rest because my exam was in the morning. I woke up at 10, feeling very confident. My exam was at 9. FML

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By fuckmyliiiiiiife - 01/05/2009 01:40 - United States

Today, I woke up with the worst cold, ever. My nose was running like crazy and my eyes were all puffy. So I stumbled over to the medicine cabinet and took what I thought were three tylenol cold's. Two hours later I'm still sick and I can't leave the bathroom. They were laxatives. FML

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By Monique - 10/04/2011 06:50 - United States

Today, my head has been killing me. I've had the worst headache ever. Happy that I could finally sleep, I plopped onto my bed and bashed my head on the wall. FML

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ImaginaryFoe 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 19:08

YDI for taking drugs without bothering to check the label. Enjoy your nap and be damn glad you didn't take something more serious.

x3herox3 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 19:45

It's called reading. You should try it.

Comments

ImaginaryFoe 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 19:08

YDI for taking drugs without bothering to check the label. Enjoy your nap and be damn glad you didn't take something more serious.

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Sunday 14 November 2010 19:09

Be nice, this's happened to like half the people I know...

marc_with_a_c 3

Sunday 14 November 2010 20:08

yeah seriously, whoever takes medication without checking is an idiot.. sorta like all those people saying they put glue or whatever in their face/hair cause they thought it was soap or shampoo.. either they're that dumb, or they're just making up shit

RedJester23 6

Sunday 14 November 2010 22:38

nah i dont blame her. she probably had a headache because her dog threw up on her pillow last night. that deserves some quick pill popping

cmac86 23

Monday 15 November 2010 10:19

that's putting it politely.

cdogbeastman 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 20:22

have fun halucinating

Foamy980 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 21:33

Probably because half the people you know are idiots.

fallcakes 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 19:09

welp

BoColors 0

Monday 20 December 2010 10:41

lol?

m311 6

Sunday 14 November 2010 19:10

awww poor you

Jimboom 11

Sunday 14 November 2010 19:12

Hellllooo Mr Pukey. Meet the back of my throat.

DocBastard 38

Sunday 14 November 2010 19:13

OP, I totally can sympathize. I drank what I thought was Kool Aid, but it turned out to be laced with cyanide. Good times.

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Sunday 14 November 2010 19:14

Aye

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Sunday 14 November 2010 19:36

But I'm so sick and tired of being sick and tired

mintcar 9

Sunday 14 November 2010 19:15

Holy shit, this is horrible. I pulled two all nighters in a row and fell asleep during my Microbiology final exam a year ago. It's probably why I ended up with a B and not an A in the class. I feel for you, but next time be a little more careful. :/ FYL.

iHateThisLife 10

Sunday 14 November 2010 19:17

self sabotage

mountneer 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 19:19

i confused a flintstone vitamin and a viagra once. don't ask.

sourgirl101 28

Sunday 14 November 2010 19:57

Yabadabadoo either way!

youngclench 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 20:34

he said "don't ask"

youngclench 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 21:15

oh you can try, don't expect an answer however, since he specifically said "don't ask" which basically means he won't answer you. So asking questions and defying him was a fruitless endevour. That is all. I am the Doombringer.

sourgirl101 28

Sunday 14 November 2010 22:57

26 it has to be a joke. Hey, if I were to play the Jumble, I would spell Wilma out of your name. Funny we're talking about Flintstones, don't you think?