Health: Today, I woke up with bowel problems which have been causing...

By pleasestop - 11/06/2011 08:48 - Australia

Today, I woke up with bowel problems which have been causing me to violently pass wind every couple of minutes. I have to spend the next two hours sitting an exam in dead silence. FML

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By eminem blows cock - 15/06/2012 16:41 - Ireland - Kilflynn

Today, after having stayed up all night studying, all the coffee I'd drank to keep me awake hit my gut with a vengeance. I ended up missing two exams because I was emptying my bowels into the toilet all morning. FML

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This is fine

By Anonymous - 14/08/2024 22:00 - Australia - Darwin

Today, during a silent exam, my stomach made the loudest, most embarrassing growling noise possible. It was so loud that the professor looked up and some people in the room turned to look at me. The girl next to me offered me a granola bar, and I accepted, even though the growl was actually me desperately holding in a fart. FML

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Great timing

By Anonymous - 01/02/2022 18:01 - Australia

Today, I was absolutely busting to poop, so badly that I began to sweat. This was while I was sitting a medical exam, and had to write in depth about the mechanical and chemical process of digestion. FML

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By MGDS - 14/12/2013 05:52 - United States - Pine Grove

Today, I had to take an oral examination. I made it to the last part of the exam, then violently threw up in the middle of my answer. FML

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By Hth - 28/10/2008 00:13 - United States

Today, I farted A LOT during an exam, all silent, so I figured I should be OK. Then I looked around and everybody was suffocating and giving me sly looks. I'm now known to everyone in the department as SuperFart. FML

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Gassed up

By Tootie - 30/07/2011 06:58 - United States

Today, I have to take medicine that gives me painful, violent farts. Tomorrow, I have to either get fired or go work in an office that's dead silent. How silent? Last week I heard my coworker drop a paperclip, three desks away. FML

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Inside out?

By Anonymous - 09/11/2023 21:00

Today, I’ve been having the worst gas, nausea, and stomach pain of my life and literally nothing I do works. While I was at work, I farted but it came from the inside out; it was so loud there’s no way everyone didn’t hear it. My stomach started bubbling so loud, the guy sitting behind me got up and walked away. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2013 23:13 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was given a powerful laxative to clear me out. I can't go to the bathroom because the four guests of my sleeping roommate are all sitting in dead silence against the paper-thin bathroom wall. FML

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By cramps - 17/09/2009 13:59 - Australia

Today, I got my period. 10 minutes into a 3 hour exam. Apparently they are serious when they say you may not leave the room under any circumstances. FML

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By rune breaker - 23/08/2018 22:05

Today, I got the hiccups during an exam. I wasn't allowed to leave to get a drink of water, so I had to sit there and take my test while hiccuping violently. The teacher ended up sending me to the hall and ripping up my test for "distracting the other students". FML

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Miss_Michaela 10

Saturday 11 June 2011 15:51

Go in there with your head high, and your middle finger higher saying 'If I have to suffer, so do all of you!'.

dlohoh978 8

Saturday 11 June 2011 15:54

what cartoons do u watch??? lol

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mekaylahm 0

Saturday 11 June 2011 17:25

in a way it's cute...but kinda sad.....did u set an example???

1215116a 14

Saturday 11 June 2011 21:09

Farting is cute? o.o

womanjesus 0

Saturday 11 June 2011 21:39

farting is a good example?

Shy_Anne 10

Sunday 12 June 2011 8:17

wah?? hello kitty is cute but farting is NOT!!!

pedobear123 0

Saturday 11 June 2011 17:26

sounds like a smelly situation eh?

A7X_LoVeee 10

Saturday 11 June 2011 21:55

Maybe.

kristalove 4

Saturday 11 June 2011 17:27

What does OP mean?

crxb16 2

Saturday 11 June 2011 19:11

original poster

A7X_LoVeee 10

Saturday 11 June 2011 21:53

Oversized Penis, actually.

Capt_Oblivious 10

Saturday 11 June 2011 23:57

Objectable Phallus

geko911 22

Sunday 12 June 2011 5:26

hmmm im pretty sure it's for over powerfull. u see it was well used in this context since his stinking reign was actually kinda overpowerfull...

geko911 22

Sunday 12 June 2011 5:31

Obvious Platypus

CoDandBlowjobs 8

Monday 30 September 2013 0:12

Ovarian Porcupine

evilangelrza 0

Saturday 11 June 2011 17:31

good luck to you ....

missy_lynn012 0

Saturday 11 June 2011 17:43

i love that wisericky's profile picture is that of Patricks butt. how thematically appropriate.

VittiChan 2

Saturday 11 June 2011 18:00

who else just thought of The Inbetweeners?

betsyboox02 0

Saturday 11 June 2011 18:03

take a day off, sounds like you aree sick..

GLiTTeRz 0

Saturday 11 June 2011 18:13

Awh that sucks , if it makes you feel any better I have ibs

Xathanos 16

Saturday 11 June 2011 18:17

Be proud and sing it loud, or be like a stealth fighter ;).

alzaabi93 3

Saturday 11 June 2011 18:28

lol

llCHR15ll 0

Saturday 11 June 2011 18:41

boners, you might wanna patent that before a particular someone from a small welsh village suddenly makes millions from your pluggable pressure relief valve.