Health: Today, I woke up with extreme stomach pains. After being rushed...

By fulloshit - 28/11/2010 02:17 - United States

Today, I woke up with extreme stomach pains. After being rushed to the hospital and having numerous tests performed, I was told my intestines were over-stretched with stool. I'm essentially so full of shit it hurts. FML

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By romoangel - 21/04/2020 05:00

Today, I felt a very sharp pain, like my appendix was going to burst. After going to the doctor, I was rushed to the hospital to get tests done. The doctors later told me there's nothing wrong, I was just constipated. I went to the hospital for them to basically tell me I'm full of shit. FML

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By blehh - 14/04/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, I had horrible pains in my stomach area so I went to the doctors. They couldn't find anything wrong and sent me to the Emergency Room for X-rays. After spending the entire day in the hospital, they tell me I'm slightly constipated. I had to pay $400 to find out I had to take a shit. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2015 15:42 - Belgium

Today, what started with me forcing a shit a little too hard ended up with me being rushed to the hospital with appendicitis. FML

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I've known for ages

By Crap - 28/01/2010 05:01 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor for horrible stomach pains. He said I had an abnormal amount of stool in me, and that I'd need to flush it out. I called my mom and told her what happened, to which she responded, "I always knew you were full of shit, I didn't need a doctor to tell me that." FML

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Pain in the ass

By Anonymous - 17/06/2021 22:01 - United States - Greenville

Today, I awoke to an excruciating pain in my back from sleeping in the same position all night. I can't wipe my own ass. I've already gone to shit twice. FML

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Man up

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Santa Barbara

Today, I woke up with horrible pain in my gut. It got worse and worse, and I started vomiting from the pain. My mom said it was the flu and that I needed to "man up." It turned out to be appendicitis, and I'm now typing this from my hospital bed. FML

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Put the booze down

By Anonymous - 13/08/2020 14:01

Today, I shat myself in front of my girlfriend's family, after drinking too much the previous night and waking up with major stomach problems. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2009 04:12 - United States

Today, I got diagnosed with stomach ulcers. They are very painful, and I have been throwing up blood. On my latest trip to the toilet, I was heaving and the pain was making me beat the floor with my fist, the toilet lid decided to come crashing down on my head, giving me a minor concussion. FML

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By middleagednurse - 04/10/2017 23:37

Today, I spent 5 hours in the emergency room for what I thought was heavy bloody diarrhea. After having various implements and doctors' fingers shoved up my ass, it turns out I was only shitting out the family-sized bag of red spicy cheese curls I had eaten for lunch. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2013 21:34 - United Kingdom - Newcastle Upon Tyne

Today, at work, I felt a sudden, all-too-familiar pain in my stomach. I ran for the restroom, but before I could get there, I shat myself. I had to limp the rest of the way, then beg my boss to let me go home. He said no and told me to get back to work. FML

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Sunday 28 November 2010 9:24

aww shit.

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Sunday 28 November 2010 9:28

I shouldn't be laughing, but I am.

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evil_toad 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 2:43

what a load of shit

Ikz_Hustler 9

Friday 25 February 2011 11:19

OMG... FYL thats shyt

angrynegro7 16

Friday 4 March 2011 18:46

There's a saying: "It's better to feel like shit than to be full of shit". In your case, you're so full of it that you feel like it.

jamielap 0

Wednesday 6 April 2011 3:54

my mom had that!

TexasDolly 0

Saturday 16 April 2011 5:50

Theres a limit to how much you SHOULD eat :p FYL

myndilou 3

Friday 27 May 2011 6:13

I'm sorry that this has happened to u butt the way u put it was pretty funny....

Danny0D 5

Wednesday 13 July 2011 4:00

same thing happened to me but with gas

tobabo101 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 16:33

omg I've had/have this problem !! it was funny though because my doctor actually said you're full of shit ... lol fl feel better , take some Movicol or normacol it does wonders :)

poohappens26 0

Tuesday 1 May 2012 19:58

Fyl I know someone that happened too and omg I felt sooo bad for her.. She said it was very painful.

boo131 0

Friday 8 June 2012 15:59

That happened to me in the middl of school I went home sick and then took a HUGE crap and I was all better but seriously FYL I know how bad it hurts I could barely walk