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Same thing different taste
Full of it
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lolll arnt we all
oh no... maybe you should consider doing a colon cleansing..
Wow really? Eat some fiber....or ya know take a laxative.
well look at the bright side if you get into an argument with someone and they say "your so full of shit" you can use this as an excuse to use the come back "yes i ******* am!!"
gross
your so full of shit
Assuming this isn't a medical conditions, OP has several options. A suppository (such as Dulcolax) may help. Magnesium citrate is very potent. A stool softener/laxative combination like Pericolace may work. I usually recommend Milk of Magnesia first. Prune juice sometimes helps. Manual disimpaction may be needed. Or he could come to me and I could beat the shit out of him.
They obviously can't fucktard.
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aww shit.
I shouldn't be laughing, but I am.