Miscellaneous: Today, I won a game of Monopoly against my girlfriend. She reacted...

By Anonymous - 09/02/2015 20:42 - Australia - Blacktown

Today, I won a game of Monopoly against my girlfriend. She reacted by sweeping the board off the table, storming out the front door, and mowing down my mailbox driving away. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2015 20:43 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was playing Monopoly with my extended family. When my wife came home, she kicked me out of the game and took all my money and property. When I said she couldn't do that, she said "Sure I can. It's called divorce." Everyone laughed. Now I'm bored as hell, watching everyone else play. FML

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You deserved it 4 001

By garrett - 14/02/2019 15:11 - United States

Today, my girlfriend beat me at ping pong, twenty to three. She said I let her win because I don't respect her, then stormed out of the room. I'm just really bad at ping pong. FML

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By anonymous - 14/01/2012 11:42 - Australia

Today, I came home to my fiancé and his mates playing Monopoly naked in our backyard. FML

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By KayDayParade - 28/08/2011 00:38 - United States

Today, while paying for groceries, I opened my wallet to find that all my cash had been exchanged for Monopoly money. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2013 16:16 - Puerto Rico - San Juan

Today, I was playing Monopoly with my kids. It was fun, and led to some mock fights. My neighbor, who despises me for being a single mother, used it as an excuse to call the cops on me for "abusing" my kids. They were too confused to do anything but nod at the officer's accusing questions. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2012 05:46 - United States

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend, saying I had a lot on my plate. She responded by throwing an empty plate at my windshield. FML

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You deserved it 28 804

By Anonymous - 22/11/2013 20:51 - United States - Lake Stevens

Today, my father took revenge on me for bankrupting him in a game of Monopoly. His revenge consisted of having a truckload of sand dumped in my driveway while I was at work. FML

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By Eganstein - 24/11/2012 23:11 - United States - Denver

Today, my girlfriend came over to a family game night. Halfway through a game of Klingon Monopoly, my drunk parents started arguing because apparently, while my dad was in jail, he cheated on my mom with a Klingon whore. I doubt my girlfriend will ever visit again. FML

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Thanks, I guess

By Anonymous - 03/01/2011 10:08 - United States

Today, my ex-girlfriend came over to console me after a breakup. After beating me repeatedly in Mario Kart, she decided to leave. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2012 12:13 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, after I spent two hours trying to teach my girlfriend to play sudoku, she broke up with me, tearfully claiming that I'd made up a fake, imaginary game to make her feel stupid. FML

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Welshite 39

Monday 9 February 2015 23:23

Hopefully she doesn't have a Get Out of Jail Free card. Who knows what she's capable of.

barfcannon 24

Monday 9 February 2015 23:24

Monopoly has ruined more relationships than infidelity

Comments

henrylikestreats 22

Tuesday 10 February 2015 2:46

Wait, you guys actually finished a game of Monopoly? Bravo!

just_dorky_me 22

Tuesday 10 February 2015 3:16

You should have known when you started playing there was a chance it would have ended this way. When you start a game there's basically a contract that is signed when you roll the dice.

kblanset 6

Tuesday 10 February 2015 3:19

#crazygfprbs

just_dorky_me 22

Tuesday 10 February 2015 3:23

#37 if there is a future

TwoXMike 14

Tuesday 10 February 2015 3:30

Things you shouldn't play with your boyfriend/girlfriend, fiancee, husband or wife. Monopoly, Mario Kart or Mario Party. Those games are called friendship/relationship ruiners for a reason

gallifreyanqueen 10

Tuesday 10 February 2015 4:39

play all three of those all the time with my friends and family. We spend the whole time we curse and shout, but we laugh the whole time. Never have any of us ended our relationship over it.