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By fuck the man-dominated construction business - 19/06/2013 16:18 - Finland - Helsinki

Today, I won an argument against a sexist co-worker. When I left later on, I jumped into my car to drive home, but managed to reverse it into a parked excavator. Guess who's going to hear virginal jokes about women drivers from now on. FML

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By Rick - 28/07/2011 10:51 - United States

Today, I got into an argument with a militantly feminist co-worker of mine. She threw several vulgar insults at me and debased the entire male gender before storming off. I'd only asked if she needed help while she was doing a crossword. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2010 19:50 - United States

Today, while I was backing out of the my work's parking lot, I hit my boss's truck. While he was in it. FML

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By mikej1985 - 20/03/2009 17:11 - Canada

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By Broke - 28/05/2012 09:38 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, while I was waiting to pull out of a parking space, my boyfriend decided it would be funny to put the car into reverse instead of drive while I was waiting for traffic to clear. I don't think the people who own the car behind me were laughing. Nor is my now ex-boyfriend. FML

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By bob - 22/10/2011 04:55 - Canada

Today, I got into a pretty heated argument with my boss. On my way out the door I told him he would be lucky if I came back to work. Unfortunately, I left the interior light on in my truck and it drained the battery. I had to go back in and ask for a jump. FML

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By Cxisbest - 23/03/2011 21:21 - United States

Today, as I walked home, I heard the people behind me in an argument over my gender. FML

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By WhyMe - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I called the car repair shop to complain to the manager about their tow driver who keeps making sexual passes at me. The girl taking my call started crying and said that their driver was her husband. I'm being sexually harassed, my car is dead, and I think I just ended a marriage. FML

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WhiteCrimson 23

Wednesday 19 June 2013 23:24

I have to agree that it depends on the driver and not the sex of the driver. I work with an lady every day. Were paramedics. I trust her with my life when it comes to responding to calls.

obnum 19

Wednesday 19 June 2013 22:55

I think it really depends on the driver. Honestly, when my mom used to drive me to school she was a monster. xD

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rich443 22

Wednesday 19 June 2013 22:40

and they say can't drive

effiestonem154 11

Wednesday 19 June 2013 22:42

Let the sexist comments begin... (and sorry OP)

UnluckyGenius 21

Wednesday 19 June 2013 22:42

Check that your mirrors are properly adjusted, hands at 10 and 2. Please drive safely

Cheeley 17

Wednesday 19 June 2013 22:43

Not you because you can take that to to your boss as harassment right?

darwinism 30

Wednesday 19 June 2013 22:45

Well, at least you went out with a bang!

mangoboy1 19

Wednesday 19 June 2013 22:52

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obnum 19

Wednesday 19 June 2013 22:55

I think it really depends on the driver. Honestly, when my mom used to drive me to school she was a monster. xD

SWC_Penguin 17

Wednesday 19 June 2013 23:14

So the more skilled you become the more dangerous you are? That seems...odd.

mangoboy1 19

Wednesday 19 June 2013 23:33

Statistics show that per 1000 miles woman get in accidents more often but they're small little accidents. Men get in accidents less often but when they do they're big accidents often caused by dangerous fast driving. Of course it varies driver to driver but generally this is how it goes. Also, there is something about boys traditionally being raised playing sports and videogames and other things that increase spatial awareness more than the way girls traditionally are raised.