Work: Today, I wore flip-flops to work. Just as I walked onto the elevator,...

By Anonymous - 27/06/2015 19:58

Today, I wore flip-flops to work. Just as I walked onto the elevator, they made a sound very close to that of a fart. About 10 seconds later, some asshole let out a silent but deadly fart, earning me a bunch of disgusted looks. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2011 20:45 - United States

Today, I was in the elevator with my boss when I accidentally let rip the vilest, most horrifying fart of my life as we left the first floor. We stood in silence as the elevator slowly ascended to the 21st floor, leaving us to marinate in the fumes. FML

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Denial

By Loud - 08/09/2016 06:07 - Australia

Today, at work, I needed to fart and thought it would be fast and silent, so I let it rip. I was wrong. Everyone turned around and looked at me as my fart rolled on for a good 10 seconds. The worst part, I screamed, "It wasn't me!" while I was still farting. FML

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The unexpected

By RikkiTikkiTavi - 12/11/2019 05:00

Today, I was working at my desk and wearing my new noise cancelling headphones. I couldn’t hear anyone around me, so I let out a nice long fart. Every desk behind me was occupied and the fart was not silent. FML

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Whiff

By lizard - 18/12/2010 05:56 - United States

Today, the guy who got off when the elevator's doors opened had a very embarrassed look on his face. I didn't think anything of it till the doors closed. Turns out he was running away from his deadly fart. FML

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Pissed

By Anonymous - 19/11/2023 03:00 - Cayman Islands - George Town

Today, at work, I had to use the bathroom to urinate. It's basically in an open plan office, so everyone can hear absolutely everything. After successfully and discreetly doing my business, I noticed a bit of dirt on the wall. I gave it a rub with my thumb on the smooth tile. It sounded exactly like a loud fart. FML

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By stink - 01/07/2015 02:40 - Australia - Sydney

Today, after working alone in a room all day, I let a fart sneak out. Just then, my drop dead gorgeous boss and two new girls walked in. I could literally see them hit the stench and cringe. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2018 18:30

Today, while waiting for my interview to start, I tried to slip out a silent fart. It ended with shit running down my leg. FML

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The sweet smell of success

By NoPromotionForYou - 07/05/2020 14:00

Today, I was alone at the office. Having held it in all day, I let out the longest, worst-smelling fart of my life. The owner of the company, investigating the odd noise, opened my office door. When the stench hit him, he walked backwards all the way to his office, staring at me, in silence. FML

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Get a load of this

By Zoro - 13/09/2023 21:00 - Canada - Burnaby

Today, I had a wet fart with liquid in my underwear that I could smell. I let the one guy in front of me take the elevator so he wouldn't smell me. When the next empty elevator showed up, seven people started lining up behind me. FML

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By Mic - 07/01/2010 17:44 - United States

Today, I was going over some paperwork with my back to my office door. As I turn around, my boss enters and says my name loudly. I was startled so bad that I jumped, yelped, and a high-pitched fart snuck out. Everyone in the office now gives prior notice before dropping by the "fart guy's" office. FML

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TypicalSenpai 14

Sunday 28 June 2015 23:50

Sorry OP, but that's pretty damn genius.

cameron6731 13

Sunday 28 June 2015 23:51

Don't be shy let it fly

Comments

CommentKing207 23

Monday 29 June 2015 0:52

If you work at an office, you kinda deserve it for not wearing work appropriate attire. Then again, it's not your fault that someone farted...

graceinsheepwear 33

Monday 29 June 2015 1:45

Work-appropriate varies by workplace.

musicforhearts 15

Monday 29 June 2015 0:53

Don't worry, everyone who smelled it will probably forget about it by tomorrow :) You definitely didn't deserve it though. FYL.

EarlFug 19

Monday 29 June 2015 0:55

Who the hell wears flip flops to work? Or anywhere there's an elevator unless it's a resort hotel?

limegreenpoopie 31

Monday 29 June 2015 1:08

I'm sorry but that's soooo funny xD

iwadasn 32

Monday 29 June 2015 1:09

YDI for wearing flip flops to work. Even if where you work has a casual dress code, flip flops are probably pushing it.

Bibliovore 26

Monday 29 June 2015 1:26

It very much depends on the workplace. A few examples have been given above. My office has no dress code -- and elevators.

MlleMC_fml 19

Monday 29 June 2015 5:31

In my office, we can wear whatever we want. Seriously, on the same day, you can find a guy wearing a suit and tie, another in jogging pants, and a woman in a sundress. And as for shoes, several people actually work barefoot or in slippers. We don't directly interact with our clients, so who cares?