By TrueScotsman - 29/10/2009 14:31 - United States

Today, I wore my kilt to the university I attend. Getting tired of the stares which I was receiving, I yelled "It's cause its too big to fit in my pants". As soon as the words left my mouth, a gust of wind came and blew my kilt up around my waist, revealing that my previous claim was untrue. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Wear a kilt and bitch about being stared at. That's not the way to blend in.

you guys are all stupid, there is a difference between a dress and a kilt, and only men wear kilts

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Proper kilts don't actually get blow up by the wind. At least, not by very much. If that had been the case, I would flashed all of our wedding guests during the very windy photo session outside the castle where we were married. My kilt is pretty heavy by itself, then add the weight of the Sporan and my clan badge and it'd take a hurricane to shift that thing, or a very tipsy woman wanting to find out for herself if I'm a "true Scotsman".

Hey man im all for the Kilt, Clan Ramsay right here, i wear my kilt to the university all the time, i dont get bad dirty looks, i get thats ballin, and girls seem to love it, so i get thier "dirty" looks, go to the club in it, and see how many girls u pick up, i get laid every time i wear it to the club, best of luck, and maybe get a heavier duty kilt though, something that wont be blown up by a small gust of wind, cuz i live in FL if a small gust of wind would have blown mine up, it would never be down. Im a true scottsman to lol GL

I totally agree! Girls love kilts! Living in Edinburgh is like Heaven on Earth for me :D

PuckYouToTheFace 24

Hmm..... Are you really? ;) lol

leyash 0

Why wear it if you didn't want people to look at you?

If you were going to feel uncomfortable wearing it, and have to justify wearing it with a penis joke, why wear a kilt in the first place? And why take the risk and not wear any underwear? If your hung sure be proud and show off your endowment, but if your small, then wear some underwear.

you ****** idiots a kilt isnt a dress

lol I'd agree that in America it is called a dress lol when I was in highschool our mascot wore a kilt (dress) and the school spirit guys would wear one too but they always had shorts under it

jesus, you are a fuckhead. like everyone else has said, why the **** would you wear a kilt unless you wanted to be stared at? in alabama, no less? and then you yell out the most retarded, cheesy defense ever, and get pissed off when the wind blows up your goddamn skirt and proves you a liar with a tiny dick who doesn't wear underwear? and then, to top it all off, you go on fml and bitch about the whole affair just to get more attention- that you supposedly don't want? AAAAAH. your stupidity makes my head hurt.

you were wearing it properly, I'm impressed